Baethoven

Today, smoking is going to save lives.

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@bree_rad @paddysroyco @hiickleberry 🥹🥰

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Meh fuck it I’m done with Twitter too see y’all on judgement day

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Just a CASUAL PENTAGRAM IN MY KIDS TV SHOW 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️
0/10 will not be watching again wtf???

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Josh, “I’m on part 11.”
“I’m invested.”

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Uh oh I’m getting overwhelmed with social media again!!!!!

Apologies in advance 👻

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@demisemiquav3r @ryanmic92 I also strongly remember the butt shots lol

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@demisemiquav3r @ryanmic92 Me too!!!!!!

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Told a friend from Pgh about the shooting in here the other week and they replied with “shootings are happening everywhere”.
So we don’t care about child trafficking obvs and now we don’t care about hometown shootings…? What did I miss in my time off Facebook? Who we hatin now?

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You are a disgusting pawn in child sexual abuse and you will burn in the lake of fire 🔥🤗🙌🏼🙏🏼

[Madonna @Madonna]

Look how cute i am now that swelling from surgery has gone down. Lol 😂

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Me: *purposefully does not take my meds *
Me: why am I so sad???

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

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Wiped my nose in my kids shirt because you know what? This door works both ways bruh 😘

[NekoleNeptuneNails @NekoleNeptune]

Do you like these St. Pattys Day nails??? 🤩🌈☘️
Because I don’t so they’re only $6.99 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

https://t.co/uf97WtpHI3

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It shouldn’t be a joke because it’s fucking serious. All of Hollywood fucking participated in this and EVERYONE turns a blind eye to it.
Go ahead, send me a name and I’ll show dirt on them.
My dad tried to show me a video of @jonstewart abusing a child and I threw the phone.

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Being an alcoholic is definitely not cool… But drinking your friends husbands under the table is 👈🏼😎👉🏼

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@reginblah Literally how are you so normal

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Okay yeah I’m gonna have to lump The Good Dinosaur in with Bambi, Fival: An American Tale, Lion King, and The Land Before Time-
Only appropriate for those who love sadness???? Gleefully await the abyss???? Experienced a K Hole* and wanted to recreate it cinematically???

[Lou🕺HAS SEEN ATARASHII GAKKO @lesbians4suzuka]

Nothing will ever top this 😭

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“Dylan you’ve changed” yeah thank god did you know me in 2012???