Yawa Jilani

I belong to the people.

[Yawa Jilani @NoelJilani]

@ahmednasirlaw @thechelanga SC..Unachoma... Let the Kiambu Mafia milk kidogo. Ngamia bado iko na maziwa.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

I have said many times and I repeat it again. Kenyans should give @IEBCKenya respect and support and stop swallowing the propaganda by politicians always crying wolf about rigging and stolen votes. Kenyan election is world class. Ol Kalou has shown it again. We have about 48000 polling stations with 500 to 750 registered votes each. Voting starts at 6am and and ends at 5pm. Results are declared at the polling station and reslts given to agents and posted. Certain results can be declared by 7pm. But 90% are declared by midnight. I have done election petitions right from presidential to one in Mandera North and you can't see serious seismic irregularities. So, how and where is the vote stolen? Uhuru's government tried everything in 2022 and failed because the integrity of the system is foolproof. Yes, we have goons operated by ministry of internal security(predominantly in Luo Nyanza) but that is outside the mandate of @IEBCKenya. So my good people, support IEBC...Building institutions and vote peacefully.

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

People do what the environment makes profitable. If honesty brings punishment while deception brings protection, people learn to lie. If competence creates more work while incompetence creates fewer responsibilities, people learn to appear helpless. If the structure rewards bad behavior, the behavior will continue.

[Yawa Jilani @NoelJilani]

@NelsonHavi Ala!!!

[Cpt. Kibet @CaptKigen]

THIS FOR MEN !!!!

Stop hitting on waitresses when you go out.

Stop trying to fuck your insurance agent before buying that the policy from her. Infact just buy the policy and let her go.

Stop asking female ushers for their phone number while they're working.

Stop harrasing female online vendors.
Airline hostesses are not there for hook up.

These women are just trying to earn a living.
If they wanted to sleep with men for money they wouldn't have bothered getting a job in the first place.

The worst part is they can't even be rude to you for your inappropriate behaviour because it could get them fired. Just don't lure them to your bed. Be Good.

Stop letting the devil use you.

#WednesdayWisdom

[Yawa Jilani @NoelJilani]

@DavidKyaloM @KenyaAirways Hii kampuni tu ipatiwe Wakisii ndio wa naelewa mambo ya transport business. They will run it profitably.

[Yawa Jilani @NoelJilani]

@makaumutua They are equally voters..

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The Government cannot reintroduce the Motor Vehicle Tax rejected in 2024 through the fee of Kshs 2,000.00 sought to be collected through the inspection of private vehicles. NTSA has permitted unroadworthy public transport vehicles to remain on roads. The Government has failed or refused to repair roads. The illegal taxation of private vehicles which is another way of stealing from Kenyans should be resisted.

[Shahriq Khan @RealShahriqKhan]

Let me be honest. The story of Moses and the rock used to mean nothing to me as a Muslim.

The people are dying of thirst in the desert.

God tells Moses to strike a rock, and water pours out to save them. Exodus 17.

Cool miracle. Moving on. That’s how I read it.

Then I read what Paul wrote about it.

“They drank from the spiritual Rock that followed them, and that Rock was Christ.” 1 Corinthians 10:4.

The rock was struck once, and life poured out for everyone dying.

But here’s the part that wrecked me.

Later, the people are thirsty AGAIN. And this time God says don’t strike it — just speak to it. Numbers 20:8.

Moses strikes it anyway. And God is furious. It costs Moses the Promised Land.

Why such a harsh punishment over hitting a rock twice?

Because the Rock is only ever struck ONCE.

Christ was struck one time for sin. After that, you don’t strike Him again. You just speak to Him.

Moses broke the picture before anyone understood it.

Islam handed me a water miracle.

The Bible handed me the Rock that was struck so I’d never thirst again.

[Eric @amerix]

A woman with no hand skills is a liability in a beautiful dress.

If she cannot cook or cannot clean or cannot sew then she cannot tend a home with grace, honour and order.

The hands are the measure of a woman's investment in her home.

Soft hands that have never kneaded dough, never scrubbed a pot, never ironed a shirt are hands that have been trained for consumption, not contribution.

If a man builds, then the woman keeps.

But if she cannot keep, then the home falls because the sweat of the man goes to waste, and he gets tired.

Teach your daughters to learn basic home-making skills.

A skilled woman is a rare woman and rare things are valued.

[Livingstone Mukasa @MukasaMulya]

If there is such a thing as an open secret, I’m going to let you in on one:
Capitalism favors owners (owners of capital).
Since most of us start with no inheritance, we enter the system with only our labor. 1/4

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has just made a massive ruling on YOUR pension money.

Attorney General Dorcas Oduor and 3 others LOST the case while defending the government’s position.

For years, the government treated pension money deducted from workers’ salaries as if it were public money.

That is why pension schemes faced endless bureaucracy, procurement rules, delays, and costly approvals before investing your savings.

The Association of Retirement Benefits Schemes challenged this in court.

They lost in the High Court.
Lost again in the Court of Appeal.
But on 15th May 2026, the Supreme Court finally ruled in their favour.

The court declared that pension schemes sponsored by public entities and state corporations are PRIVATE TRUSTS, not government money.

Meaning?

Your pension is YOUR money.
Not the government’s.

Trustees can now invest faster, avoid unnecessary procurement bureaucracy, and potentially grow retirement savings better for millions of Kenyans.
This is one of the biggest financial rulings most wananchi have never heard about.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

President Ruto should stop dismissing Kenyans with polished GDP figures, fake growth numbers and fake hustler narratives.

Almost every Kenyan has a story of a relative, friend, or neighbour who was stable two or three years ago but is now struggling to survive. He should leave the podium, go to the ground, and see the real economy....shops closing because rent cannot be paid, businesses dying because customers have no buying power, families skipping basics, and young people losing hope. Go to CBD for instance and see empty shops and stalls.

This tough-headed dismissiveness is exactly what pushed the country into the deadly Finance Bill crisis. Kenyans pleaded, warned, protested, and still the government behaved like citizens were the problem. By the time the climbdown came, families were mourning.

The fact that Oscar Sudi and the people around him are doing well does not mean the economy is okay. Their wealth is not Kenya’s economy. The real economy is in the kiosks, salons, workshops, farms, markets, rental houses, and homes where people are quietly breaking.

Ruto must stop lecturing hungry people about growth. A country is not doing well because those around power are eating. A country is doing well when ordinary people can breathe.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Postmortem report of Denzel shows Bruises on both knees ( Pathologist says he suspects he was forced to kneel), forearm & blood clot on the back of the head.

Bruises on knees forearm & a blunt force on the back of the head & then thrown in a quarry to drown

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A Kenyan medical practitioner weighs in on Gaucho’s appointment to the Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital Board of Management by Governor Sakaja.

[Eric @amerix]

Politicians cheat young desperate, jobless men by promising to contract them as their social media managers, videographers, or promising them government jobs or tenders if they win elections.

So these young men spend time on social media pushing hashtags and insulting opponents.

Only for these young creative men to be lured into hotel rooms for nice food, photo ops, alcohol, and sodomy, then dumped.

Since they can't get pregnant, and homosexuality is a despicable shameful experience, they suffer in silence, traumatised, angry and mentally anguished.

They are dumped to suffer, and to live with loose bowels, adult Pampers and defiled souls.

Politicians who misuse young men in exchange for rectal assault, occult rituals and human sacrifice should be condemned.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

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I am behind in rent, school fees and bills.
Am I happy? Extremely.
I am learning new skills, travelling and meeting Kenyans fighting for their lives and fighting against President Ruto rogue regime.
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[Eric @amerix]

It is 2026,

Don't study a worthless course.

Don't just go to college because you believe college is a "right of passage" or because everyone else is going to college.

Before you enrol or continue with your Diploma, Undergraduate or Postgraduate,

Ask yourself,

"Will this course withstand posterity?"

"Is it solving a future human problem?"

If it is Yes, continue.

If it is NO, drop it.

Focus on acquiring knowledge and skills that solve human problems around survival instincts,

• Food

• Clothing

• Shelter

• Reproduction

• Security, safety and protection

Human beings are scared by problems that threaten their survival.

Therefore,

• Food: Nutrition, Agriculture, Medicine. Humans must eat, and food can promote or threaten their survival.

• Clothing: Fashion and design, textile, footwear, image and branding. The textile industry is one of the oldest, and it will be here forever.

• Shelter: Building and construction. Masonry, Plumbing, Electricals, Roofing, Sanitation, Painting etc.

• Reproduction: Any skill that offers a solution to sexual health, pregnancy, childbirth, lactation, and child care.

• Security, Safety and protection: Advancement of humanity, knowledge management, the use of technology to fix problems, Police Officers, Military.

These are the basic human needs.

Once you earn a skill that promises to promote these needs, you become a person of value.

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

If I forgot something, you can add, but before you add, find out if it is in the hierarchy of human needs.

#ManDay

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

I have been attacked by unknown people in Githunguri town they have locked me up in the DCC office.

[FERDINAND OMONDI @FerdyOmondi]

Nearly half of Kenya's registered pesticide active ingredients are classified as Highly Hazardous Pesticides.

Most Kenyans don't know that. Most farmers aren't given alternatives. And almost no government in Africa has a systematic monitoring programme to even track the damage.

That's the crisis. Not just the poison, but the silence around it.