Reading the arrest reports from overnight. Texas A&M police arrested a guy found laying in the grass after drinking 15 white claws and 15 beers. He told the cops he was trying to walk home.
Charge: public intox.
When your car can do zero-to-sixty faster than you can make your next move, we call that a checkmate.
Chess begins rolling out to the Tesla Arcade globally today 🤠♟
Every time I move to a new apartment my parents say “maybe you’ll meet a nice girl there.”
And I’m like “maybe mind your own damn business.... but also yes that would be pretty nice.”