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Totally non-lizard person, losing its mind like a normal human person here on the human website.

Greetings, fellow humans!

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If you don't like being ruled by our 🦎reptilian overlords, then you are iguanaphobic. #dobetter #babiestastebest

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@RocketPulpHack For something to be a "creature" implies it exists within "creation" and therefore has a "creator;" ego Satanists are creationist-redditists.

Checkmate, atheists.

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@whatifalthist “(Lizard-)People view plebeians as inferior lifeforms.
...y tho?”

Humans are post-Cretaceous lifeforms; ergo they are Zòômers contra their ruling Bøõmers, which is why they can't afford their own planet yet.
Simple! (☻◡☻)

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@accursedfarms Stop compaining about literal theft by megacorporations, Ross. It's not happening and it's a good thing that it's happening; you're just being paranoid.

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@GarrettPetersen Lizardpeople don't have to imagine.
(not that I would know)

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@whatifalthist "I understand this process will be completely horrifying, and dealing with its effects will probably be the lion’s share of my work effort for my whole life, but there are silver linings"

[TED/10]
╰(*´︶`*)╯

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I don't normally post about my personal life, but today I'm taking my pet interdimensional abomination (Princess) to the pet-vet for a checkup.

So cute! <(￣︶￣)>

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@Dosaku @ShitpostGate The crazier thing is that Yakub deniers exist.

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@mikanoomfie The powers that be have been placing a lot of orders with them lately, so they've gotten a lot more money to advertise with.

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@AltHistCody Dude, literally one year after that you endotherms only just started using iPhones.
You're being nostalgic for the prehistoric days.
Sad!

https://t.co/7xwrgtCqlU

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@kunley_drukpa The joke is funny because a boat what can fly is called a hydrofoil. They fly because small feet.

I am largebrained (￣へ￣)

https://t.co/YzGNlkO9ug

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@Wissa_YT Okay, you're right about the soulessness.
It is projection.
#HailSatan (☻‿‿☻ )

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@moheroy @Thinkwert Reptophobe.

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For context: I was thanking the CIA for covering up the nanographene homeostasis with cyber-microplastic phytoestrogen.

These are great at conducting 5G airwaves for mental-hygeine. (Results not peer-reviewed.)

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The CIA wrote me back after I thanked them for censoring everything:

“███████ ██ ████
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███████ ██████
███ █████ ███
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██████ ███,
Sincerely, -████”

Wwow! 💯🥰

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@whatifalthist Alphas will turn out to be the smallest generation since Gen-X: childless, married to a hologram, living in the wasteland while reminiscing about Skibidi Toilet.

On the other hand, the Betas will be mass-production flesh-automatons enslaved to Boomers.

So it's looking great!🥰

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@AtheistsL It's ackshtually spelled "Horace;" as in the Latin version of Horatio, since he's a Greek deity.
Anyone who's studied these Bronze Age Myths™ on Reddit could tell you as much💅💅💅

https://t.co/omRwLg9bJx

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@sleepy_devo lmao these "based" accounts don't even know what a bath tub is.

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@es_aion Volcanoes like these remind me of the good 'ol days when Xenu flew all of those planes into one!

Nice! ( ◠◡◠)👍

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@Thinkwert I misred this as "low-fat opossum odor," until I saw the "cheddar" part.

Humans will consume literally anything to get out of eating bugs.