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[n @NoneLvZ]

Hold me https://t.co/jzr2I5h6f7

[BOND ✭ @ballhardsam]

Cuddling before going to bed is almost 10 times more effective than any sleeping pills (including valium).

[The Hellenist ☀️ @The_Hellenist]

That large penises are seen as desirable is just another symptom of western degeneration. Large penises are a sign of low intelligence and savage genetics. Small penises indicate high intelligence and aristocratic blood.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

“Have you heard of Murphy’s law?”

“Yeah.”

“What is it?”

“If something can go wrong, it will go wrong”

“Right. Have you heard of Cole’s law?”

“No, what is it?”

“Thinly sliced cabbage.”

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Lost time is never found again…unless you have a flying Delorean + a Flux Capacitor 💭⚡️

[Danny Undead @undeadmadeit]

Eating pussy w my feet kickin in the air like a 1950s girl on the phone

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Instead of a Bible, every hotel room needs an iPhone charger that reaches the bed. #WeTweet

[n @NoneLvZ]

try to be a funny mom and stole my teenagers remote control...

she got back with Rick rolling me
by casting to my television 🥲 teenagers. how dare you!

[mira. @meleemira]

@CrubTV

[Mick NYC @mickbeliaev]

New lamp. Available at https://t.co/X7twIEcdnH #design #art #news #bbc #cnn #museum

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

You know you’re about to have fun when you’re carrying snacks to the couch using both arms and your chest. #WeTweet

[GotDamnZo 🦕💨 @GotDamnZo]

If we pray together, I gotta pray a 2nd time by myself just in case God don’t fwu - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yoooo

[n @NoneLvZ]

@HeyBuckHey #killinit

[n @NoneLvZ]

@obj my dog eats 'em 😪

[n @NoneLvZ]

#GoPackGo #TBvsGB

[n @NoneLvZ]

@koalapuffss 🌬🍃💨 happy holiday 🤍

[n @NoneLvZ]

roll one smoke one🌬🍃💨🤍💚 https://t.co/T3S6gMuPsJ

[n @NoneLvZ]

Yup

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial.

[n @NoneLvZ]

a bar #hop https://t.co/tc39Wf3QvT

[n @NoneLvZ]

https://t.co/6m7mdUOC7p