Noni Demetriou

Entrepreneur, Woman Warrior, Investment Matchmaker, Connector and Socialite Extraordinaire!

[Noni Demetriou @NoniDemetriou]

@CityPowerJhb commercial property at 54 Old Kilcullen Rd, Hurlingham is without electricity since 29 June due to a faulty City Power meter. Ref CP3513891. We’ve followed up numerous times&told there are no replacement meters. Businesses can’t operate like this. urgently escalate

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@elonmusk @craigweiss Same action. Different lens.

Post constantly on X = commentary.
Post on LinkedIn = cringe.

Funny how we call it cringe when it’s not our stage, and strategy when it is.

[Sandton City @SandtonCity]

Sometimes the best gift isn’t wrapped — it’s booked 💛

Whether you’re spoiling yourself (as you should) or celebrating your mom, gran, or that mother-figure who always shows up — a little time at @SorbetGroup Hairbar goes a long way.
Think glossy blowouts, fresh nails, and that “I’ve got my life together” feeling… even if it’s just for the day.

Treat yourself (or her) to a moment of me-time at Sorbet Hairbar this Mother’s Day 💐
Located on Level 5 (Banking Level).

#IconicSandton #SandtonCity #Sorbet #SorbetHairbar

[Noni Demetriou @NoniDemetriou]

@TRobinsonNewEra @grok is this true

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@Felicialouws @Anele Sorbet is small business owned not sure why people dont think it is all individually owned small businesses

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Taking out braids
Relaxing hair
Treatment
Blow out
Styling
Soak off Nails hands and feet and redo nails

All at sorbet

The other girlies are in trouble I’m afraid

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@Reuters Send

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The Ukrainian actress Tania Galakhova portrayed what it's like to live with depression 😢

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@adidasZA you are thieves I have emailed a million times on refund on my return and no one returns emails including manager in sandton store

[Standard Bank Business ZA @SB_BusinessZA]

How is @StandardBankZA helping legal firms thrive in a tech-driven world?
Elani van der Laan shares trends, challenges & solutions for SMEs in this @WhatsNextZA interview with Aki Anastasiou. Watch here for more: https://t.co/UPg69ppC4Y

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@Anele 7297

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@AneleAndTheClub god was one of us is like my adolescence seeing it’s the buzz word right now. Took me right back there absolute classic

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@screenfluent Do you make effort with people? Sometimes you need to make the first effort, invite someone then they reciprocate can’t wait around for a friend to “save you”

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@elonmusk I really feel you have lost the plot sharing this, or are you hacked on your own app?! Not sure what has been promised to you if the other guy gets into office …

[Team South Africa @OfficialTeamRSA]

🇿🇦 Akani Simbine set a new national record in the men's 100m final with a time of 9.82, finishing 4th! 🏃‍🔥 

#TeamSA #ForMyCountry #OlympicGames

[Noni Demetriou @NoniDemetriou]

@spectatorindex I literally live in jhb and there is nowhere to eat

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#VoteSA#ElectionDaySA
#SADemocracy
#YourVoteMatters
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[Marc Randolph @marcrandolph]

I’m Marc Randolph, co-founder of Netflix & 6 other companies.

This is my definition of success:

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@BrentLindeque

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@ProNHquid @JRH91730 @ZedTheHun @FightMate It is so funny how you keep repeating yourself 😂let it be some just won’t get it. Period.