petty spaghetti

Please, enter and be tained. 🥔 potato among men.

[petty spaghetti @NorCominAtcha]

Because she works for Disney. https://t.co/h7XXJbsKi8

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Biden brought inflation down from 9.1% to 2.9% in 2 years.

But go ahead, tell me this train wreck is better.

Morons.

[Neleh @yourfavneleh]

Cirie Fields is now officially an EGOT winner
#Survivor50

[shami @leshaami]

“women’s adoption of AI is 40% less than men”

yes bc we’re still using our brains

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Why is this Cirie and Ozzy right now #Survivor50

[jake @wormpuller]

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

Me watching the One Direction concert movie:

#Survivor

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Oh she was happy to cast that vote for Stephenie 😂😂
#Survivor #Survivor50

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Mr. Beast… we have suffered enough heartbreak on this show with Cirie. Whatever demonic twist you brought upon this show better not touch a hair on her scalp, or I’m coming for yours-
#Survivor #Survivor50

[petty spaghetti @NorCominAtcha]

The best part of waking up is Julian in your cup! @scrubsabc @VDOOZER @zachbraff @donald_faison

[petty spaghetti @NorCominAtcha]

Jimmy Fallon how could you? #survivor50

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

we still talk about you michael moscovitz 💔

[Myki HQ @MykiMeeksHQ]

Myki Meeks drag mother Mr Ms Adrian reacting to her #DragRace win ♥️

Featuring the reactions of the crowd of The Renaissance Theatre Company, Myki’s home bar in Orlando!

[Blaze💚 @BlazesAccount]

MYKI MEEKS MOTHERFUCKING WON #DragRace

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

we did it patrick! we lowered the cost of eggs!

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦 ꕤ @ghxstiana]

Emily and Jonathan watching Coach talk to himself #Survivor50

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

He’s trying to mount her while her baby is drowning, and she’s trying to save him.

Reminds me of that video of a husband trying to cuddle up to his wife while she was breastfeeding.

Men are really something across all species.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[acey ❀ @lizzbeaan]

just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL

[les @lemachadito]

international drive, orlando fl https://t.co/r7tiz1ncxG