Pat Blackburn

Proud Atheist. Tired of watching belief systems ruin this beautiful planet. Want to live in a rainforest somewhere

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

@gerrickmumford pretty much mate. Although my beard has gone to a new level

[Count Mackula @CountMackula]

Im not arrogant, i just love myself fuckers. You should too

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

If you want a laugh, look at #AskELJames I missed all the fun, but I've enjoyed reading it back!

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

"Friend". Supposedly. I think not.

[Balls Deep @ThRealBallsDeep]

Tbh...I don't care what people think of me or my tweets. The haters can lick the underside of my sweaty balls.

[Funny Pokemon @FunnyPokemon]

Relationship goals:

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

Well. Isn't that a bit of a cunt.

[K @UghShh]

Better to be fucked in the ass than to never be fucked at all

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Dropped the ball on that one

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

I still have no fucking clue what "bae" means or even how it's spoken. Am I getting old?

[All About Cum, MD, DDS @AllAboutCumMD]

I hate when people misuse quotes. It's like come on people, when in Rome.

[Casey Duncan @caseytduncan]

Just ask Tommy. Hilfiger it out.

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

Went to watch @limehouselizzy last night. Sober too. Brilliant show. Throughly recommend!

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

@altontowers thank you. Silly question: how many does that leave open?

[Pat Blackburn @NormanRedTop]

@altontowers still looking to come up Friday, are many rides closed?

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

How to be intimidating:

1. eat anything that fucks with you. also it helps if you are a shark