Grumpy Gunnera

Seattle gay, drinking coffee and watching my trees grow
NSFW, 18+

[Grumpy Gunnera @NorthWish90]

Face painting is actually kinda fun
#me #Pride #gay

[Grumpy Gunnera @NorthWish90]

Ok but why does this also work perfectly as a fantasy city name generator??

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

U.S. states with their first letter removed

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

I couldn’t find a current, comprehensive visual map of who owns Hollywood in 2026, so I made a cheat sheet.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

cracking up that the replies are almost exclusively Americans saying that every shower in the whole dang country inexplicably has different controls and all of us do the same humiliation ritual at hotels

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Wow I can’t believe they did the meme

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

correction: he admitted to raping his dog

[Tim Booth @ByTimBooth]

Nice touch on the shipping containers.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Why weren’t they rooting for Team USA at a game between Morocco & Brazil?????

[erinspresso @riverindaIe]

legitimately the funniest fucking tweet about he-man ever

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[Jaybefaunt🏳️‍🌈 @Jaybefaunt]

"CaPiTaLiSm BrEeDs CoMpEtItIoN aNd InNoVaTiOn"
Meanwhile:

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

Oh look. Not immigrants. Not drag queens. Pretty sure they’re all straight, cisgender people too. Imagine that.

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

Laugh all you want, but there are actual adults that think it works like this and they're out there raising children, voting, and driving on the same roads as you.

[Grumpy Gunnera @NorthWish90]

@Thickerfaster 😍

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

This is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen in my life

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

I think it’s rather interesting that despite being far wealthier in absolute terms than a Vanderbilt or Carnegie or Stanford, and being directly positioned in an industry that could benefit from it, no tech elite has ever founded a university, and few have even given endowments

[Grumpy Gunnera @NorthWish90]

It's pretty common knowledge that C-sections greatly reduced infant/mother mortality because human brains have become so big fetuses frequently cannot fit through the birthing canal btw

[Cpt. Mucho Texto @CptMuchoTexto]

1. The immune suppressants needed to keep your transplanted uterus from killing you would endanger the unborn child.

2.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

I love that a Black woman is responsible for this. 😂
Shout out to @RepBeatty for filing the lawsuit to get Trump‘s name removed from the Kennedy Center

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

empire strikes back if it were made for disney+

[Grumpy Gunnera @NorthWish90]

MAGAts will support unspeakable evil so long as you jingle some keys in their faces

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES. I ABSOLUTELY VOTED FOR ALL OF THIS. GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 ❤️