Northern Gwit

Mum. Teacher. Tired. Not quite funny enough to produce my own tweets so share the wit and wisdom of others. Here for education, comedy, parenting and politics.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@OArdernne @the_traitors_ Yes, same. Though this was defo the weakest of the 3 series. The other 2 were much more collaborative and with less paranoia! I don't think I could do it myself - wouldn't feel celebratory winning money, knowing I'd deprived others who wanted the money for very worthy causes.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@Major_Data_USMC @TheCinesthetic 😂 Bet she goes and hides out in the giant library just for a bit of peace and to recalibrate.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@Major_Data_USMC @TheCinesthetic I also hate the beginning where it's all 'there goes Belle, she's so weird and doesn't fit in round here'. Nah, she's just an introvert who'd rather read than socialise. And that's fine, leave her alone.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@zillpaqua @annapeelcusson Also, it would make sense because the others who were chosen to play will assume they must all be faithful so wouldn't suspect someone would be turned. You're a genius! (or work on the show 😂)

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@zillpaqua @annapeelcusson Ooohh. Great thinking! That would be a brilliant twist.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@MaggehX @nsandihelp Yes I did. They said I could send a copy of the birth certificate and it didn't need to be signed so that's what I sent and haven't heard anything back yet...

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@nsandihelp hello, if I send a birth certificate as proof of identity for my children, will it be returned and if so, do I need to enclose a SAE?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Gregg Wallace trying to stop himself releasing another statement.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@clhubes Same! With my son, I was googling any activities that opened at 8am just to get him out of the house and into the wild! My almost 3 year old daughter just loves pottering. Sometimes I worry everything's too quiet and when I check, she's just upstairs putting her teddies to bed.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@mralistairgreen I scrolled through and saw Peaty on the podium before I saw the actual race. So that was thoroughly spoiled.

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@PopCrave Maybe next time they should ask women who have eyes.

[crash test dumbass @lapenseesausage]

when someone asks you who led the khmer rouge but you just took a big bite of baked potato

[Paul Coleman @PColemanchester]

The full photo tells a very different story.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“what's wrong?”

women: “NOTHING”

[Northern Gwit @NorthernGwit]

@cgkedu It's on my to read list but my husband (lecturer) and friend (ed psych) both have and say it's brilliant. A concise yet informative account, backed up breadth of research, about how and why we're at where we're at.