To whoever thought it would be funny to fill the package on their porch with EXPIRED MILK, I’ve already contacted the police.
I opened what looked like a normal package in my car and it exploded. Rotten milk all over my seats, carpet, clothes, door panels. The smell hit instantly. Absolutely foul.
This wasn’t a harmless prank. This was deliberate property damage. Expired milk doesn’t just “air out.” It soaks in. It curdles. It stains. It lingers.
Now my car smells like a dairy farm dumpster in July and I can’t even drive it without gagging.
So yes, someone is going to be paying for professional detailing and any damages, because I refuse to live with sour milk baked into my interior.
Hope the five seconds of laughter was worth it.
USC gives away yet another game … 3 games we gave away with the lead in the 4th QTR …. Not getting a stop on two different 4th downs & clock management is what did it today. No question. Sickening loss #FightOn
@Daygo619ourtime @QBRoyality @Home_Brodie@LakeShowYo wasn’t as weak as the East with expansion teams that MJ played against but you never hear that argument