Not_DeShone_Kizer

Retired 🐐. Now analyst/hater.Despise things that start with N( don’t ask).Humblebrag- Pick 52 of 2017 NFL Draft.Occasional box muncher #dab

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Some may call this a hot take but Seahawks D gonna be Top 10 this year #icalledit #wehoopin

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

@elijah_shefchik Pete* Put some respect on the HOF name

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Jamal Adams's trade just makes me wanna puke now. Da nigga hasn't been healthy a full year with the hawks and they traded their whole future for some bump with the ball skill of a 5th grader

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

@elijah_shefchik JJ owns your org stfu and Jamal somehow got better ball skill then 3/4 of your WR core

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

@elijah_shefchik @ISDUpdate HOW BOUT DEM HURDDDD

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

This was taken hours after I supposedly brutally assaulted this woman, when she claims she was terrified and desperate to get out of my house and in tremendous pain.

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

@BauerOutage That’s worse than assault sir

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

I ain’t paying $256 Million to let my kicker kick a 64 yard field goal on 4th and 5.

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

All in on the dodgers and I’m shaking in my bed rn I just need 3 more fucking outs and we can cover up the disaster i just witnessed. #notthrilled

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Don’t make sense to me why you would trade your future away for a guy you can’t trust on a 4th and 5. Instead we get to see McManus miss TWO straight. #ijustwantedacover

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Man that Seahawks D giving me some legion of boom vibes tho #top5intheleague

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Broncos bunch of frauds wtf are we doing I better get my money back next week. I hope Hackett chokes on his steak tn fuck him

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

If they send this jew out there to kick after seeing that I stg #gross

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Let Russ cook if I see another hand off to one of these niggers I’m gonna lose it #letsride #plzcover

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Convinced I’ve never seen Pete Carroll get a challenge right

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

@SharpFootball Statistics dont lie 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

@CoachMLaFleur you looking for a new QB??? People forget I made the history books as a rookie 😴#0-16

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Live O/U 🥣 smoked in Illinois 22.5

[Not_DeShone_Kizer @NotDeshoneKizer]

Won't be at the game tonight sadly got a buisness trip down to CLC. But Denmark -21.5 and RJ O/U 88.5 Rushing Yards
Simon Rec. Yards O/U 29.5 yards
Ballsack First TD score +750