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[friendly pal @NotElax]

@teaflwr Root for England tomorrow please

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

O YES I am

[friendly pal @NotElax]

@Nnemdilim I say this bc most of the screenshots I’ve seen are people asking “where does the 9 come from?” Which is valid considering the way this equation is written just pulls it out of thin air.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?

[friendly pal @NotElax]

@Nnemdilim Free twin!!

[friendly pal @NotElax]

@Nnemdilim I’ve graduated to Zyns as a working professional

[friendly pal @NotElax]

My girl ride me like a Harley Quinn I Joker and she squirt

[yvng hermès @Nnemdilim]

Not you, that's for sure ! 🫶🏽

[friendly pal @NotElax]

Happy mf Pi Day everyone! 🥳🎉 Who getting litty tn?

[friendly pal @NotElax]

No way this old fucking hag “complimented” my tattoo to brag about her dipshit son who “has a PhD in physics from Stanford” and “studied at MIT for undergrad” and “got a masters in math there” and “taught at Princeton”. Ma’am go fuck yourself.

[friendly pal @NotElax]

@FreedcommaMike @elonmusk can you look into this act of censorship please?

[friendly pal @NotElax]

Another year another Pi Day! Don’t plan to sleep tonight😈🥧

[Telemundo Deportes @TelemundoSports]

🇦🇷 ¡¡¡Argentina hoy no DUERME señores!!!

🌟 Llegó la tercera #FIFAWorldCup después de 36 años.

🐐 Gracias a #Messi, Lionel Scaloni, Ángel Di María y compañía 👏

Dale 🔁 para felicitar al campeón 😎

#MundialTelemundo #ElMundialLoEsTodo #FRAvsARG

[Liquid° @LiquidSolidGas]

If Axel says I’m sexy than I’m sexy dammit

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

If you just paid a fortune at the pump this weekend, we recently voted to crack down on gas price gouging and every single republican voted no.

[friendly pal @NotElax]

@finaIhome I went in expecting a good movie and still had my mind blown the movie was a masterpiece!!

[friendly pal @NotElax]

Wishing everyone a happy Pi Day 🥳🥧 the party don’t stop just cause it’s Monday 😈