I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
I’m gonna miss you like crazy man. Josh, you will always be my best friend. I can’t believe you won’t be in my life. I love you and I’ll never forget you pal.
Drunk guy: wtf happened last night?
Friend: bro you don't wanna know
Drunk guy: just tell me..
Friend: you swam across the fuckin Hoover dam https://t.co/zeQeyBRuY3