Jrrrd Hull

I use to sell hoses for cash online and i look like a before picture in a Proactive commercial

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@thunderbarcom big things are on the way, check out the THUNDERFEST Juyly 25th-29th

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@MrTraiConductor i found a pair in an old coat pocket yesterday, i got chu boiii

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Shoutout to the pebble in my shoe for creating the beats for my new LP

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@MrTraiConductor fuck fridges

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

The reason I've been talking to the recycling bin so much lately is because the refrigerator is being a huge dick to me

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Am I too old to ask how remotes work *this is an edited version of the original tweet for those out there who don't say clicker

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@MrTraiConductor i can tell you are more of a train and horse man. cars are a fad, will blow over soon

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

like, how have you never pumped gas before?

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

I hate when the joke I originally come up with is too long to tweet

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Tater won't stop staring at me what does she want

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Worst part of day drinking you can't drive anywhere till your friends come home

[Brennan and my Dang son @Notefromdad_]

Is there a way I could just be this puppet

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@LaurenBouyea my timehop ALSO informed me that 6 years ago yesterday i was going to NY, leading to me finding you in the city

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@LaurenBouyea and exactly ONE day after "international Spongeob Day"

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

shout out to @LaurenBouyea for followin' the most popular and trendy account on twitter

[Jrrrd Hull @NotJaredHall]

@ConRitter fucking tell 'em Connor! Lol

[T @tylerthecreator]

YOU CAN NOW PRE ORDER @DamierGenesis ALBUM DAPPER IS GROVY AS SHIT

[Ghibli @hank_house]

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck you