Joey

just a joe in an ocean of kevins

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

@OkButStill Boss, only because my therapist would have a $40 copay

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

@SethPartnow Thank you for the clarification, but with your definition I'm curious how is KAT a 3C player? KAT made All-NBA last year, beating out Gobert. Yet the most important player for the Wolves - who lead them to the playoffs for the 2nd time since 04' - somehow remains underrated.

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

Wait, Jared Leto is starring in the new Wu Tang Clan movie???

This guy really does go Method, man.

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

You think there’s a flower shop in North Carolina called Wake Florist?

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

I may be blind as a bat, but at least my echolocation is tight af right now

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

It me 👇

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

time to relax by looking up the estimated populations of various nations, cities and regions

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

RIP

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Norm Macdonald’s roast of Bob Saget remains the single greatest roast of all time.

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

I made an @EWlive rejoin songs playlist for anyone who wants it. Tried to remember as many as I could.

@DaltonRoss @JessicaShaw
https://t.co/9w5FLPk0lT

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

I really should have taken up boxing or something after getting this...

[Dalton Ross @DaltonRoss]

#NeverForget

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

@DaltonRoss I’m SO in!!!

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

.@JessicaShaw only 2 months until Broadway is open again! @DaltonRoss only 8 months until #fitzmagic wins the Super Bowl

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

From 2017-2019 I had the pleasure of producing @EWlive with @DaltonRoss & @JessicaShaw. They had an incredible 8 year run and it was a career highlight to create songs, games and segments for these two. They taught far too much to fit in one tweet. Congratulations! #TexasForever

[Dalton Ross @DaltonRoss]

Soooooooo, the news is now out there. After 8 amazing years, @EWlive is coming to an end on June 4. My sincerest thanks to all who helped will this show into existence, and to everyone who made it part of their daily routine. Gonna miss gabbing on air with this one every day.

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

Amazing!

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

Don't mess with The Linda Lindas.

Watch the full concert: https://t.co/Usv7HJ1lLR

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

This is fun. Same scene, different actors. Watch James Earl Jones and Denzel Washington perform the same scene from fences with two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT dramatic tones. Both scene just as affecting. James 1st

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

@belbelv a fawn?

[Kendal Shell 🏁 @KendalShell]

This will never not be funny

[🍥 @freezep0p]

Prince just hitting a quick jumper mid concert 😂

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

nice

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

An extremely rare yellow penguin!

(Photo: Yves Adams)

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

@sigurmoz @mlombardiNFL They talked about it in their latest episode after they're done recapping the conference championship games!

[Joey @NotJoesBurner]

@danjperlman You mean the stuff I shit in?