NotLVCL

Where sore losers amalgamate with duds to play severely second rate cricket

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

Come join our prestigious league Kunt... @RyanHarvey1993 and @Dilshan2405 is as quick as it gets you'll be as safe as houses ya washed up fuckwit...

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

Kent Hammond's new years resolution was a return to gormy then he heard Rob Voss was on the comeback trail and he packed up quicker than the carnies #weakcunt 1

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

Hope you haven't made plans for Tuesday night boy.... #tribunal #socialmediapolicy #dontbringyourtdcabullshithere

[Ryan Harvey @RyanHarvey1993]

Yeah fuck him!

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

Have just had it confirmed by the powers to be we are using our GCL selctions to try and seduce @ChurchillCobras into staying on board next season....

[LV&DCL @LVDCL2018]

Senior GCL Squad for this Sunday’s match against Leongatha @ Wonthaggi.
Giardina
Allen
Mason
Keighran
Harper
Mills
Ayres
Campbell
Maynard
Harvey
Whelpdale
Fitch

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

We must take our hat to Mr Ayres for once again getting a half season deal worth a lot more than most paid players deals....#justtofinish2nd

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

Maybe we should bowl first so the locals at least see 65 overs....

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

We must thank @Dilshan2405 for returning the wallets from round one and coincidentally welcome him back into the side along with @RyanHarvey1993 who managed to teach his father to tow the party line.... #hopingfor150thisweek #makethembat20atleast

[LV&DCL @LVDCL2018]

Fitch (Traralgon West)
Choknunga (Latrobe)
Holdsworth (Trafalgar)
Allen (Centrals)
Zomer (Latrobe)
Mills (Morwell)
Campbell (Morwell)
Hughes (Moe)
Raza (CATS)
Harvey (Churchill)
Whelpdale (Churchill)
Frietag (Centrals)
Murray (emerg) (Mirboo North)
Gurney (emerg) (Trafalgar)
2/2

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

We here at league head quarters would ask for positivity from everyone please our league is embarrassing enough without our beloved umpires being slayed as well.... #futureofcricketinthevalley #whensthenextbusbacktotraralgon

[Not Tom Finch @nottomfinch]

Hard to make runs in this league when you get given out LBW off the bat @NotLVCL

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

With the younger and more talented brother of @Dilshan2405 notching another ton in tassie it's fair to say with his returns after Christmas @CentralsLionsCC are flag favourites 27 levels below in our A grade comp #hitngiggle #mugscricket #farbelowhim

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

I still don't understand why the score updates stopped... was this around the time president mills stopped spectating and tried coaching and abusing players? #poorbehaviour #notforthebetterofcricket #embarrassing

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

Rumour has it @CentralsLionsCC medium pacer @Dilshan2405 is not happy about being left out of sundays gcl match but sources close to him say he has 8 wallets and 2 purses so far this year so he is rapt... #payyadebtinbrisbane #tillflog #wheresthepuntersclubmoney

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

@Basha1806 @LeeStocky @SEALPUP18 @ABurgiel77 Is it safe to assume you will be handing the captaincy over to @Basha1806 to lead this new look team @LeeStocky

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

With the traralgon side worth as much as the average house in morwell and moe its any wonder we got pumped #entitledflogs

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

This young man will captain our gcl team in our next match #uptheimports

[Cricketer Exchange - Play Cricket Overseas @cricketerxchang]

We have a quality english lad available immediately.

Played in the Hampshire Premier League last season and smashed it.

Classified as a batting all rounder he is looking for a turf cricket club based in Melbourne.

Send us a msg for more info.

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

After witnessing the demise of Pat Howard for incompetency and then the drastic changes to our gcl side I can only assume Craig Giddens days are numbered... #cgradegclside #dylfreitagnothappy

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

We here at the lvdca are having enough difficulty dealing with the reality of the mess we have made without being bullied about it on social media... if we could ask for sympathy and condolences at such a hard time please... #wesuck #weknowwesuck #wearesorry #allbailtothetdca

[Not Tdca @NotTdca]

You can polish a turd but it will always be a turd....

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

They need 0.114 an over boys we are still a chance here #winners

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

Will @RyanHarvey1993 be spending the day teaching dad to tow the party line so he can return to sunday cricket?

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

May god save the queen because nothing will save the tdca from our imported powerhouse today.... #upthepoms

[Not Tom Finch @nottomfinch]

Forget #AUSvSA or #AUSvIND, today is the biggest cricket event of the year with @NotLVCL v @NotTdca at Stoddart. Can't wait to come out and make bulk runs #SundaySpecialist #inform

[NotLVCL @NotLVCL]

With higgo left searching for another couch victim...