Master Cheeks

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

@grok hack and deactivate every account based in India

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

@EZPZresurrected @sab3r_official Israeli goyslop feels counterproductive

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

I really miss when I had 12k followers

This fucking sucks dawg

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

“THEY TOOK OUT THE CALL CENTRE!”

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Indian Tower collapses during festival.

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

Even you don’t believe this homie

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

James Gunn really getting fired because he let Hawkgirl kill DCU Netanyahu

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

Liking winter is performative as hell man

The roads get covered in sludge. You can’t wear anything cool. You slip on ice in front of the hoes and have to kill them.

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

@WarkingChocobro I still wanna fuck a bitch.

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

I don’t care, they look weird

[zara @zara8kha]

HE REALIZES HE’S THE REAL MONSTER

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

A deadly new strand of super AIDS has just been discovered in China

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A humpback whale has been spotted in the Hudson River for the first time in six years.

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

@ManletThorin

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

It becomes impossible to take this scene seriously after someone points out the number of times the sun just fucking flash bangs the camera every 2 seconds

[Queen 🎄❄️🇪🇬 (new acc) @queen_kady206]

You Mfs will never make me hate this speech I love it the most in the movie

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

@sab3r_official Too boring
Literally just this but with human women

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

In all seriousness, why is it that monsterfucker stories are almost exclusively about human women & male monsters but never the other way around?

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

In a game full of monsters and demons
This beastly chubby foid being a victim of rape was still too immersion breaking for me

[notch @notch]

@edmundmcmillen @mVg0_ @Jonathan_Blow we're Hitler, i think.

[notch @notch]

No, seriously, I had a wonderful time here. I saw one of the eggs! The BBC is very impressive. The night clubs are awesome.

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

Black people

[Khushi @Khush_hu23]

You can only eliminate 3 things in the World:

1 - Racism

2 - Cancer

3 - Abortion

4 - Hunger

5 - Religion

6 - Politics

7- Poverty

8 - Drvgs

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

@litteralyme0 This scene legit ruined the entire movie for me as a kid ngl
I never wanted to rewatch it because of this 2 second scene at the end lol

[Master Cheeks @NotMasterCheeks]

I come back to twitter just to find out that one of my favourite mutuals is gone

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

For what