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@PokemonGOHubNet Palkia they/them pronouns confirmed!

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@GianmarcoSoresi He can't be a serious candidate without having a plan for what parades he'd attend.

[john @johnsemley3000]

waiting for Robert Eggers' The Crëture Froym the Blac Lagoun and Robert Eggers' Abbotte & Costelleo Meten the Mummïe

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@harperisarat The T in LGBTQ+ stands for Taskmaster contestant

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Is the university in question... Brigham Young?

[Old Ric @old_ric]

living near a research university means i'll constantly see flyers that say things like "do you deal with depression by drinking alcohol and jacking it crazy style? participate in our research study for a $100 crumbl gift card!"

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@samwakinsvv I also thought it was Tyler James WIlliams from Abbott Elementary, but it turns out to actually be his brother!

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@krystalball This is everything they accuse the left of being. Deeply ideological and theoretical, makes bold claims, with no details of how they would "lower costs and expand opportunity." Meanwhile, the left is making specific and achievable demands.

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@ryangrim @jasonvpoulos @RepAuchincloss My question is how he hasn't gotten a primary challenger sooner. He only won in the first place because of progressive vote splitting

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@KweenInYellow For what it's worth, Dan Goldman DID get free coffee...

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@MYSTIC7 This one is pretty useful for Pokemon Go:

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@DanielDenvir I hear this a lot from centrists, which is useful imo. They seem to think that progressiveness has nothing to do with policy, which the left can exploit, I think.

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@ryangrim googling "jamaal bowman return to congress when"

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@HikoukiHikouki9 The fact that they all look like this and are friends with a professional chef. He must not actually be that good!

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@offbeatorbit For me, I feel like there are others who would be viable left presidential candidates, but fewer people who are viable challengers to Schumer.

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@davidgross_man Good thing for her she's been yassified to maintain anonymity,

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@Smorgasboredom Inshallah

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Someone needs to find me the tweet that said about Colin Farrell as Penguin "there used to just be actors that looked like this."

[Rocco Botte @ Anime Expo @rocco_botte]

First official look at Tom Cruise's make-up in “DIGGER”

In theaters October 2

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@georgegriffiths The point of this post is for everyone to vigorously debate their 4. Anyway, mine are, in order:
1. Run Away With Me
2. The Loneliest TIme
3. No Drug Like Me
4. Too Much

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I'm a huge Beatles fan, but I think 6.2 is wildly inflated for Yellow Submarine lmao

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It's kind of sad how Daniel Radcliffe has turned into a really great actor with a weird and idiosyncratic taste in projects, and interviewers only ask him boring questions about when he was a preteen.

[Yonan @yonann]

Daniel Radcliffe says every Harry Potter cast member had to wait for book drops except Alan Rickman

"you had to wait till drop day as well... I remember in The Devil Wears Prada there’s a subplot where she has to find a version of Harry Potter before it comes out, and we all saw that and were like, good luck"

"I think Alan Rickman was the only person from the cast who was told anything in advance, and certainly no, we didn’t get anything"