Not Me

Playing a little game I always lose, called: How Long Can I Stay Off Twitter? Don't tempt me.

[sonofamochi @theblindlemon]

*Read old tweets*

[Chick Of It All 🐉 @20eyeDocs]

tennis elbow from skipping stones

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me think today is a good day to do something nice for yourself.

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

Am I stress eating?

[Jen @SleepEatScream]

Deep conversations that are effortless is top tier.

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

Love to start the morning with an all staff meeting.

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

Mornin.

[Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough]

I’ve been on twitter since 2012 and one thing it has taught me is never trust anyone on twitter.

[Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough]

Once you are older than 45yo you should only have to work 2 days per week.

[🌸 Fifi 🌸 @BookQueen00]

Can’t I just lay in bed all day with no responsibilities?

[𝖇𝖋 @el_cucuy930]

let’s set everything on fire and then go get some tacos

[X User 🆇 @mohdamirX]

No offense but if someone is excited about something & you make them feel stupid for being excited about it, you're the worst type of person.

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

@MelissaMcRee75 Well?

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I’m beginning to think that this temporary insanity is actually permanent.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Just like your mom

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

Meh.

[quin @trashacclol1]

chips and salsa in the moonlight

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i hate how vulnerable i can be at the sight of boobs

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

How long will I wait for a Walmart associate…

Ironically to buy a stopwatch.

[Not Me @NotMe48649513]

It would have been cooler if it wasn’t a bunch of bots, but I’ll take it.