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[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@ramzpaul Haha yea they do. I’m sure that young woman protestor who they executed yesterday would agree!

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@nextlevelbiel They blame tourists instead of their corrupt ass government.

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@empress_kiyana It’s not 2020 anymore man

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@knowncougar Women will tweet this and still vote for the “let the rapists in” party

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@antibearthesis @Money_WiseX “Just buy the dip” yea man ok.

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@ais_riviera @sergi_Iub Tourists contribute massively to loads of countries around the world. Creates jobs and money. Immigrating third worlders who live off the state and rape is what destroys rich countries. Have you seen Paris lately?

[gex @severalbird]

beating my girlfriend because walmart changed their layout and im scared and confused

[Finance Guy @GuyTalksFinance]

Once you hit $100,000 invested it’s okay to take your foot off the gas a little bit to enjoy life.

Maximizing your investments is cool but don’t be the guy that sacrifices everything just to retire at 40

Life is too short not to enjoy it

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

My body is a machine that transfers comments from my Managing Director to Claude and then back to my Managing Director

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[Metal Doom Evil COMMS OPEN @doom_captain]

Tall blonde Waffen SS private tutor girl with inexplicable pixie cut completely aware that each time she scowls disdainfully and smacks me in the head for confusing "der" for "das" or something, my manhood strains against my pants like an asphyxiating rat against a wooden door...

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@MitchellWa76119 @c_h_e_m A toddler won’t feel or give a shit with a bullet to the head. Your point is stupid.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@DrKarimWafa Yet a lazy bird who doesn’t build a nest will die. All living things work, just in different ways.

[BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt @them_failure]

If I was a serial killer I’d choose my victims randomly but they’d all have some sort of shared trait I wasn’t aware of and was maybe selecting subconsciously which would eventually be used to figure out my next target first and capture me. Fuck I get mad just thinking about it

[sne ✧˖° ✮⋆˙ @snegosaurus]

watched project hail mary without him

[open up @NotRacistSteve]

@ed_kemboi And where are they all now? All safe