TeftRodnyDangerfield

Sam Roberts fan. I get no respect. No respect.

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

#InternetFriendDay
I need a friend. This woman called me and said, "come over, there's nobody home." I went over, nobody was home!

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

#ThankYouObama for allowing Me to walk into the White House after you. Or as the Mexicans say it, Gracias.

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

#SexUpAnIceCreamFlavor
Cherry, Yes she was a virgin folks, Garcia.

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@jimandsamshow @NYDailyNews Looks like she almost had 2 tickets to paradise

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@jimandsamshow I heard this lady had 2 tickets to paradise

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

RIP Dolly Parton. She was a beautiful woman, a delightful woman, a tremendous woman, a fantastic person. So saddened by her loss. 😭

[sam haramberts @samharamberts]

@notsam @JimNorton @jimandsamshow

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@jimandsamshow Oh man. Jim looks terrible

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@jimandsamshow
I understand. But has it "been well documented? "

[SquirrelBob29 @kervin4444]

Do me proud NotSamDavidains. See you in the am next week. @SRShowSXM @notsam @RadioAdrian1 @DerekUTG @Tormenta263 #DicksOutForSRShow

[Opie Radio podcast @OpieRadio]

Thank you https://t.co/4jmlGggEKa

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

Now Sam can sleep like a normal person https://t.co/mMaLSXgPW1

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

@SRShowSXM
Sam, let's not get all teary eyed tonight. It's Huge that we move forward. Mornings will be fantastic. Believe me

[Rupesh @GatewayRupesh]

@NotDonaldTrummp @SRShowSXM Mornings?? Wait...WHAAAT?!

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM
Greatest singer of all is George Clooney in Soggy Bottom Boys. The best song is Man of Constant Sorrow

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@NotRodneyDanger I'm telling ya...this band got no respect

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

Speaking of famous singers, what about Cannon's Jug Stompers with their famous hit Walk Right In, from 1930?

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@SRShowSXM I think this guy is sucking a dick right now #fullyerect

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@notSamChihuahua Hey, you're ok. At least a dog follows me.

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

@SRShowSXM What a childhood I had. On my 6th birthday my dad gave me a bat.
The first day I played with it, it flew away.
#FullyErect