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Can't stop the Feeling is the new summer song!

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

#TrumpBlackHistory

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

#ThankYouObama for allowing Me to walk into the White House after you. Or as the Mexicans say it, Gracias.

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

#SexUpAnIceCreamFlavor
Cherry, Yes she was a virgin folks, Garcia.

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@jimandsamshow I think Mario 6 strings is innocent! !

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@jimandsamshow Damn Daniel! You guys ambushed Nancy Grace!

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

Yuck! Somebody smash the sound board https://t.co/UCcQdff33g

[Rupesh @GatewayRupesh]

@jimandsamshow I'm listening to last professional broadcaster @notsam and morning zoo crew member @JimNorton
Enough with the sound board!

[Dollar Gene @BarryBiscane]

@SRShowSXM
Sam, let's not get all teary eyed tonight. It's Huge that we move forward. Mornings will be fantastic. Believe me

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM
Greatest singer of all is George Clooney in Soggy Bottom Boys. The best song is Man of Constant Sorrow

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM @notsam Fire....Fire....Fire....🎼🎶🎵

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM The only kid that is enjoying her singing is the guy with the backwards baseball cap. He looks like a D student. D...eez nuts!

[TeftRodnyDangerfield @NotRodneyDanger]

#InternetFriendDay
I need a friend. This woman called me and said, "come over, there's nobody home." I went over, nobody was home!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mexico will pay for the wall!

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM Sam's at the red light, rims sittin' off set. He looks better on your girl than her outfit. #2Chainz
Sam Roberts' Show on now!

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@JizzNot @SRShowSXM My sister is covered with moles.
Try Zantac for heartburn relief
Git er done!

[Sam Roberts' Show @SRShowSXM]

The NotSamsonites are #FullyErect in Buffalo @KelseyCook!

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM #waitWhat

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@SRShowSXM @HuffPostEnt it's all about that base..that base...fan base.

[MarcoBanjoPenis @NotSamJustinT]

@JimNorton @OpiewithJim @SRShowSXM https://t.co/7lIADLRQP7

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

Dallas man who led police on long chase said he stole car to joy ride, pick up hookers https://t.co/TgY5EykJQS

[Shakey Legs McGuillicutty🇷🇺 @LarryBiscane]

I don't play Pokémon #WinMeOverIn4Words