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[Pun @NotSirPun]

@RoccoHowat1 You could have just scrolled past my post but you didn't, did you mate? Jog on troll-bot.

[Pun @NotSirPun]

It's SO egregious that Channel 9 has me watching these undesirable trainwrecks on MAFS, then makes me sit through these "Mineralogy" ads from this Gronk... 😂 #MAFSAU

[Pun @NotSirPun]

Outage Update!
@Optus helplines have changed their default music to constant spamming of an automated voice line to use their useless messaging app.
Is this an attempt by @optus_help to irritate people to the point they give up calling!? 📞🤡
- This is an UNEDITED full 2mins!

[Pun @NotSirPun]

Well done @Optus / @optus_help!
Two Outages in a single 24 hour period. Most people were asleep for the first one, but don't worry, more people have noticed this one!

Any suggestions for other providers? 🤷🏼‍♂️🛜

[Pun @NotSirPun]

Thank you Emile!!! ♥️🫰🤍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Emile Smith Rowe to Fulham, here we go! Arsenal accept £34m package offered.

Club record signing for Fulham as ESR will travel for medical tests and sign the contract.

£27m fixed fee, £7m add-ons as @skysports_sheth has reported.

[Pun @NotSirPun]

Can't tell if it's the 5am Delirium... Or did I actually witness that HOT MESS!? 🔥⚽️ #Matildas #AUSvZAM

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@ellis_platten Did they at least offer you a Coke Zero!? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Pun @NotSirPun]

Massive Win for this awesome community! 🫡🌏
See you in the field Helldivers!
★★★★★ #Helldivers2

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward.

We’re still learning what is best for PC players and your feedback has been invaluable. Thanks again for your continued support of Helldivers 2 and we’ll keep you updated on future plans.

[Pun @NotSirPun]

May thy ankles chip and shatter.
#TOTARS #Havertz #Arsenal
#COYG

[Pun @NotSirPun]

They'll kick and scream! But we know the truth... Tarkov Bootlickers will keep streaming and playing the game! 👢😝

[Pun @NotSirPun]

After watching Funhaus for just under decade, it was only fitting that the Finale ended with laughter and pure chaos!
Gonna miss this mess! 🫡🐶

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@SkySportsNews

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@RazerANZ @HolmesInFive Basilisk or Bust! 🤔

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@RazerANZ RGB Make Aim Good! 🐍

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@SirWeina Flex-Sealing the leaks on my inflatable girlfriend! 🩹 😎

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@Hantonius86 @CORSAIR Yeah nah, you're right! It's a regular at Café Pun. Haven't quite commited on the new Keyboard yet...
It's a lotta dosh! 💸😮‍💨

[Pun @NotSirPun]

Hmmmm... After my 7yo keyboard took a freak sip of Coffee! The @CORSAIR K100. Is it worth it (A$289)!? 🤔☕

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@LewisCapaldi I hope he fires his drongo publicist for making him do a social media release that was clearly mid-wank! 😂 Poor fella!

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@ant406 @CORSAIR But for that kind of money, it better give good blowies! 😂

[Pun @NotSirPun]

@DayeanneHutton @FENGRUSH Might need to Tony-Proof the situation with the ol' Aeropress! 😂