Devansh

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No Bio, as I'm a PCM student.

[Devansh @NotSo_Creative_]

Science Teacher : Kal sab bacho ka Viva hai.. Padh ke aana

Me : Ma'am aisa mat karo.. Aapko jail ho sakti hai

Teacher : kyun?

Me : kyunki..
"Baal Viva kanoonan apradh hai"
😭😂

[idlebrain.com @idlebraindotcom]

Hypothetically, what would India be like today if the British had never ruled it?

Sai Deepak answers

#RANABAALI

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Islamists entered a Christians village and slaughtered over 60 innocent people.

Fixed your headline.

[ẞ. @KapoorsKnight]

dua PADUKONE
devi PADUKONE

[Anu Lall @anulall]

Every reference to Jantar Mantar is NOT political 😂🤦

Kabir Ji wrote this 500 years ago.
No jantar mantar (ritual) can get you mukti.
Only Bhakti can take you there.
Such a hilarious post 😂

[Respectable Financier @RspctbleFncr]

“omg did u know children mine cobalt”

“omg that’s actually so sad”

“wait like what even is cobalt”

“it’s like… omg Ben just texted me”

“OMGGGG WHAT DID HE SAY”

“he just said hey”

“omg”

[Nyanus 😻🍷 @YourPalNyanus]

Men hate rapists. Most would end them if they could

The real problem are the women who lie about rape

They destroy trust that real victims need, ruin lives, and protect actual predators by making every accusation suspicious

Stop blaming men for problems these liars created

[𝑽𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒌𝒂🪷 @fckitanyway]

bvtch, you are a muslim today because your ancestors were gr@ped by aurangzeb & other mughals.

[VARUN KURUP @OKAYASYOUSEE]

Then why go to Karnataka for jobs

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

A failed 30 year old student with no family support is roaming around in a 60 lakh luxury car, and they expect us to believe these commies aren't funded, lolz.

[Phield Martiall Jambavan @SirJambavan]

Anantnag massacre.

You will forget, because your quom is the shooter. We don't.

[IamDigu⁷(°-°) @Gloryseven07]

Not every protest is worth supporting!
China is literally building World's largest dam on bhramaputra river which they can easily use to threat India by choking the water or by flooding Arunachal or NE states & people here just wanna protest against Dams, Metros & what not🤦🏻‍♀️

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

Brazilian leftists~ We will teach more Maths & engineering, no to Chinese or American AI, We will develop Brazil.

Indian leftists ~ We will islamize India, we want illegal Bangladeshis to have voting rights in India, We want Elon Musk's starlink in India, We want more Slums in India, We will protest against any development in India.

[Ashi 🐐 @Ashi_Goat]

Message to GenZ

If Modi Ji still had to build toilets after 70 years of Congress rule, just imagine how badly Congregs governed India for those serve decades!

[PM गुलाग Yojanā Lobbyist @GulagLobbyist]

Lula was a metalworker who rose against a military dictatorship and from his grit rose to become President.

Rahul is a fifth-generation dynastic feudalist who mismanaged his party extensively to record hat-trick of embarrassing defeats.

[Shambhav Sharma @shambhav15]

I had never seen the longer version of this martial arts demonstration, and I have to say...

WTF did I just watch

[Indian Aesthetics @IndianAesthetik]

Indians : why can't india be like china?

Also Indians : protests against every development project.

make it make sense.

[吳偉雄 @jonlpan]

make this the cover of every organic chemistry textbook

[Khapitar @vatsayana0]

When subcon muslims mock Hindus for being “weak” , they’re essentially mocking their own ancestors

[Gappistan Radio @whyteknight07]

I am sure it is just a coincidence that every project in India meant to counter China faces protests

[r/Idc🎳. @dudeitsokay]

another jeeta banger just dropped fellas.