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[x @NotStanGetz]

Goodbye then Twitter. It's been fun, but while @elonmusk is at the helm, I want nothing more to do with you.

[x @NotStanGetz]

Here you are @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer. Wind a few young people up and get them to the polls.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This brilliant but brutal PSA from 2018 aimed to motivate young people to vote with some reverse psychology

[x @NotStanGetz]

@EmilyThornberry Please don't waste your time picking fault with a book we don't care about. We all know she wasted money and we're glad she's gone. You need to concentrate on unifying the Labour party and making it more electable. Voters have short memories and your lead is already slipping.

[Dave Throup @DaveThroup]

No laughing matter but can’t believe the Mail actually published this!

[x @NotStanGetz]

@SoVeryBritish Has anyone done foreigners taking our jobs yet?

[x @NotStanGetz]

@anon_opin I would argue that it's on, rather than in, a garden. Moreover, it usually sits on a bed of hardcore, so isn't really a garden. "On your land" is probably the optimal description. Either way, it's awful stuff.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@10DowningStreet Poor choice of backing track. Maybe go with a didgeridoo and wobble board next time. And end it with "how's about that guys and gals?".

[x @NotStanGetz]

@anon_opin And it's somewhere to put your salt when you're eating chips in bed.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@BBCBreakfast Reusable cups! Why didn't anyone come up with this before? Discarded single-use crockery has been costing me £10,000 a year. As for the rest of the clip, introduced policy they sentences have a reorganising of?

[x @NotStanGetz]

@10DowningStreet Are you trying to appeal to Gary Glitter fans with this? Reputation not soiled enough yet?

[x @NotStanGetz]

@camerobradford How many teams do you imagine they have? I have no experience in these matters, but I would have thought that one would be quite sufficient. Is this yet another example of Government overmanning, blowing our taxes on vanity projects? 😡

[x @NotStanGetz]

@skillsmcgill An excellent appointment for which you are ideally suited. A choux-in, you might say. Is that my coat?

[x @NotStanGetz]

@GlennyRodge @TwopTwips At any time in the future, he can deny anything this letter says, as it's unreadable. He went to school at a time when handwriting was still a necessary skill. I expected something much closer to calligraphy on vellum, not this illiterate scrawl. Gormless ponce.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@FreddyQuinne @RosieisaHolt If you're going to play the piano with your cock, you should at least rehearse a number. Even if it's only Three Blind Mice. Poor effort.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@CameronCMurray @MrJonNewman @anon_opin Hey, I never claimed to have thought this through!

[x @NotStanGetz]

@MrJonNewman @anon_opin Open-ended, so no. Enclose the ends in pastry and you have yourself a valid pie.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@dean_hunt @anon_opin Outrageous lie, if you want to rhyme. Otherwise it's a fucking abomination.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@Statistuta @Ralph_Hapschatt @anon_opin That's not a real pie, just a euphemism. Proper name is furburger.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@Ralph_Hapschatt @anon_opin Just proves that shepherds and fish know jack about making pies. Stick to shepherding and breathing through gills, you culinary ignorami. And so what if it's ignoramuses? Sue me.

[x @NotStanGetz]

@robmanuel @anon_opin Nope. If it's not fully encased in pastry, it's not a pie. Agree with the op. Needs to be enforced by law, preferably with a stiff sentence for offenders.