Mark

Wrestling fan unfortunately named Mark. Likes: basketball, bikes, that’s it. Any offensive tweet or rt was done by my child. 🫐 cobbler is the best dessert.

[Savanah Tujague @savanah2j]

🚨 SOUND THE MFIN SIREN 🚨

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

If I ever see this man in a Biscuitville, the store is his.

[JWBS @JustWanaBS]

Brandon Bussi will never buy a meal or drink ever again in the state of NC.

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@tkpipedreams Big double w cheese, corn dog, hush puppies, blueberry-cheesecake shake

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

Do a recut of Back to the Future with George McFly being played by Eric Stoltz

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 Exclusive: "Back To The Future" actor Crispin Glover is sued for battery.

Details: https://t.co/wYuGx8GXOB

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

ICE agents just snatched a Journalist & were Speeding away when they hit a woman’s vehicle that was going to work & doing nothing wrong! They almost left the scene after slamming into her,but then snatched her out of her car at gunpoint and took her with them! 🤬

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

Sanchez was hiding behind the dumpster like Spaghett

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: TMZ just released surveillance footage of the FULL timeline of Mark Sanchez stumbling around downtown Indianapolis before and after he encountered the victim.

Absolutely terrifying 😳

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

I thought it would be her music, acting, or amazing work towards child literacy.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

When she does die, her legacy will be the fact she accepted an enormous amount of money to coerce her fans to inject a very dangerous substance into their bodies.

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

Pray to God, but row away from the rocks.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

We pray because our hearts are broken. We pray because we know God listens. We pray because we know that God works in mysterious ways, and can inspire us to further action.

Why do you feel the need to attack other people for praying when kids were just killed praying?

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

@CrackerBarrel My heritage will not be erased. Bring it back.

[OK! Magazine USA @OKMagazine]

Jeff Bezos is about to make his wife, Lauren Sánchez, a star!

Insiders recently revealed Bezos’ plans to launch his wife into a prominent acting role in the James Bond reboot, claiming the billionaire is fixed on seeing her in the film.

“He’s obsessed,” a Hollywood insider dished to a news outlet. “This isn’t just fantasy casting — Jeff wants her on screen, period.”

More details here: https://t.co/AOsPkZSMDo

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

“You held me too tight brother.”

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

The best and worst Chokeslam sells 😭

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@AromalHari8527 @brendanmeckler_ @waysandmeans71 @OrganizerMemes I’ve seen it estimated that gerrymandering has given her an automatic +20 plus lead. That would make it pretty difficult

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

Hmmm…. What could it be?

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@KXNGAO Maybe they shouldn’t have fired Brad’s wife!

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

It’s funny that the F1 movie was like a 7.5/10 but it’s also probably pretty comfortably the best racing movie ever made just by way of sheer scarcity lol

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@Chocoolatee13 @SocraticaKim @Wifesucker Wasps do a number on them so refrain from using bug sprays that impact stinging insects. Otherwise I suggest buying a UV flashlight and going out at dusk/dark and inspecting every plant. They blend in with the plants but the UV light makes them glow.

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@daveanthony Completely understood. *Milwaukee Sawzall whirring sound*

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter It’s “South of the Border”

[Mark @NotTheMarkyMark]

@boxbrown @BrianDuffield He’s gotta use better storytelling before the flip. Make us care about why he is doing the flip, otherwise he’s going to get accused of being a “spot monkey.”

[kilogram @OHMYGODGRAM]

Ricochet pronouncing “ambalance” got me weak 😂😂🤣