Nook??

Reetta’s boyfriend and Kami’s wife and Anna’s oomfie 🥰 💕 Amateur heterosexual and Woman of God 🙏 ⛪️

[Folklore of Scotland @StephenGeoRae]

St. Gertrude of Nivelles shares her feast day with St. Patrick. She is the patron saint of cats, gardeners and travellers; the original 'Cat Lady'.

#StGertrudesDay😺 #FairytaleTuesday

[miri @mishtimere]

I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed

[Lux @thisislux]

once a fork touches pet food it is taken out of rotation permanently. it is ritually impure, it must never touch human food again or the gate to heaven will be blocked for you on the day of judgement

[seth @kappyland]

The best part about being 28 is getting home from work and going on my iPad like a stupid fucking baby

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Wishbone had that shit ON

[Enky ✟ @enkyledu]

“A physician tries to cure Cao Cao’s headaches. This is what happened to him.”

[bio� @bio_bio]

my wife made signs for me bc I kept forgetting im not allowed to lift anything over 10lbs since my surgery

[corb @awshuqs]

my girl a minion she said “bello!” when my banana gru

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Too much hate in this world and people spreading hate. Let’s spread some love. Love conquers all. Bosh.

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

Please be so safe out there this holiday season, my 83 year old grandpa just got cataract surgery and decided he’s good to drive 30 miles to the casino again

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

how lucky are we!!!

[The Toronto Zoo @TheTorontoZoo]

Caught snout red-handed 🐾

For Yzma the Tamandua, it was no regrets. Only snacks 🥜

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[rotsu☀️☀️ @rotatingsunsun]

type of shit i post when my stupid uma fails her career goal

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Cat tries to make its green snake toy eat from the bowl