🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B

Chief sandwich maker, car washer, dog walker and haiku writer in residence. I used to design structures, now I manage projects.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@ikwilson Voter turnout was less than 40% for that referendum, as informed voters knew it was hollow theatre. Your 61.7% of Albertans is complete BS and more like 25%.
Most Albertans want functioning healthcare and could care less about jurisdictional pissing contests.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@GeorgeRigaux @ShaneWenzel Are you high?

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@sports8 Either way Bettman sucks.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@tone_rick @gilmcgowan Nothing says respect for democracy like overriding an independent electoral commission and gerrymandering ridings for the UCP’s sole benefit.
We can’t even vote her and her collection of sycophants and incompetents out.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@ryanjespersen So Texans won’t be lining up to move north in search of overpriced real estate and 8 months of winter?

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@LiciaCorbella I might be inclined to if Smith had any credibility. After three years of gaslighting I can’t be bothered to listen to anything she says.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

Perfect post.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Trevor Robb @TrevorRobb_]

Alberta Information and Privacy Commissioner Diane McLeod's office and the RCMP are both investigating the leak, which she referred to Wednesday as “the worst breach in Canadian history involving voter data.” #ableg #abpoli

https://t.co/2ZG9hJjTm1

[Andrew Leach 🇨🇦 @andrew_leach]

Behold the war on market access for Alberta oil!

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@Ducnghia16 Thé Orange amp might have had something to do with the guitar sound.

[Clay Thompson. @harryt59_harry]

The moment Wab Kinew put Danielle Smith in her place. 👇

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

Brexit was a self-inflicted disaster for Britain; Trump was a self-inflicted disaster for the United States and the world; Albertan independence would be a self-inflicted disaster for Alberta, and for Canada.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@TheMillennial86 @Dave_Eby Can you name one thing Smith has done for average Albertan’s?
We didn’t vote to have our healthcare system dismantled.
We didn’t vote to underfund our kids’ schools.
We didn’t vote for useless referendums. We didn’t vote for book bans.
What exactly has she accomplished?

[TeamCanada🇨🇦 @2ndTierFan]

@cspotweet The wrong tone? He has been working his ass off to help Alberta and to unify Canada in the face of a trade war. So yah, a distraction like a useless referendum isn’t going to help anyone.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

Wow! Gaslighter meet fire extinguisher. I wish Wab Kinew was our premier.

[Duchess of Pleasant Piazza @Naliabytes]

@CarrieTait @mattscace67 in other words, the UCP believes in nothing except holding power so they can enrich themselves and their friends. got it.

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

@LukaszukAB The CO monitor in the house just went off during the Premier’s remarks. #gaslighting

[🇨🇦 Dwain 🇺🇦 B @NotWain]

Absolutely hilarious. 😂🤣😂

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.