Emma G H

Mother, wife, EX struggling actor, one-woman playwright, novelist and keeper of books. All round comedy genius...*she assumes modestly*

[Emma G H @NotstalkingEM]

@fesshole Happened once landing in Nice, my husband didn’t notice but I started internally panicking and quietly told him we were going back up when we had been going down. Stewardess gave us an update and then the captain and we landed about 20 minutes later. 🤢

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@SoVeryBritish Yep, I’ve had Missy the Micra, Suzie the Suzuki and Percy the Peugeot.

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@SoVeryBritish Corned Beef!

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@AndyWoodturner It’s a moo point - it’s Moo!

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Huge annoyance, not small! 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Small annoyance of the day: when you try to put medicine back into the box but the leaflet blocks you.

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@HatPuritan

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@JuliaDkMc It’s Britney- bitch! #Gimmemore

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@Lulamaybelle Legend, from this very first staring role. 👆🏻❤️

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And now Paul Young, my eight year olds self’s little heart is missing a quick beat. #liveaidat40 #firstcrush

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@Adam19781 Very good, not as good as sting and Phil Collins, who also knew how to dress for the weather! 😆

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Midge Ure, dressed like he’s a about to enter a cold snap in Moscow, and within a song sweating his absolute bollox off, is the first brilliant memory revived from #LiveAid40 - it was still July, it may be England - but it was still July 🤣

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@jk_rowling Amazing news! ❤️

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This is so sad, trying desperately to drag viewers back in by harking back to an actor who everyone loved (again) .
Ncuti deserved so much more than this ending, let alone not having his own distinctive costume. It’s just rude. How do kids dress up as the 15th Dr? #DoctorWho

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Looking very likely Gary is going to be uncovered as Lauren’s ‘real dad’ then as speculated! Firstly, Liam’s joke about Gary having kids “they don’t know about” last week and now Jake and Lauren have just had a storyline together….🧐 #Corrie

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@MartinSLewis Freddo!

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@MartinSLewis The smallest Cadbury Easter eggs (Freddy, Buttons etc) . They used too cost £1 two or three years ago and are now smaller and cost at least £1.35.

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@SallyAnMatthews Great show, really wish they had made a third series!

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

Remembering the Angels of Dunblane and their teacher on the 29th anniversary of that tragic day.
Thoughts, love and prayers to their families, friends and everybody affected.

#Dunblane #DunblaneMassacre #29Years

[Emma G H @NotstalkingEM]

Have ended up binging #Amandaland twice in two days as the husband needed to watch it too! Worth every minute, the best spin off ever, funny, human and spot on. And Anne coming into her own what we were all waiting to see! #legend #Amandaland #bbc #ourkelly

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@ravenousreader I/we so do it every year. Brought up with it in london. Always have and always will. I am 47, but our son is 8 so this should keep going for at least another 50 years! 🎄