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Moving and Shaking in NYC. The misadventures of a sales girl on the go.

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Long-lost love letter finally finds recipient - NYPOST.com http://t.co/BCOuan0 via @newyorkpost. This article just hurt my heart a liTtle

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Dear guy on the subway with the pet lizard crawling freely about your sweatshirt: get that thing a cage! #nottnormal

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A woman actually passed out ON me on the subway. #imnotyourhusband. #nottnormal

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@AdamLiebman I am currently lost in a strip club

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A seriously creepy woman has been staring at me for the past ten minutes while laying her face on the table and humming #pleasedontkillme

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Just showed an owner what #FourSquare was. Her restaurant didn't show up under places but her "Snatch" did. #NottNormal

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Just had an owner tell me "don't waste ur time on me sweetie. I'm no good for you." Did I just get broken up with?? #nottnormal

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RT @ArielGinsburg:Last night I left the gym wsomeone elses water and didnt realize it till I was sipping it#stillcringing#betterlucknexttime

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Waiting at a meeting and the posh looking guy next to me just belched so loudly I almost fell out of the booth. #badtablemanners #nottnormal

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@jimmyfallon Ibelieve as a comedian ur doing me a great disservice by being completely unfunny on twitter.can u make fun of me or something?

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Just another day out in the field. Happy St. Patricks Day. Love, #nottnormal http://yfrog.com/gyh93etj

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Damnit I hate emerging from the grand st station and realizing I'm in Chinatown. Forget everytime. #cultureshock. #NottNormal

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Name: Asia Culture from Heavenly Bamboo. #NottNormal . #notheavenlyeither

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The pretzel m&m commercial gives me nightmareish flashbacks of #thehumancentipede. #nottnormal

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* just ran into

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@AdamLiebman Just into an owner on the street. I said hi and told him I had a meeting near by. He responded: I know. I was watching you.

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Using a model sporting a 3/4 unibrow to inspire young women to. wear your clothing. Good call macys http://yfrog.com/hs27cyaj

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Guy outside the b-room asked my name, wikipediad it on his iphone then convinced me to let him go first and had me count how long he took

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Reverse Marketing Tactics. #nottnormal http://yfrog.com/gz3wazoj

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Met with a very hungover GM. He apologized for not offering me a shot then invited me to stroll down the block for a tuna sandwich. #sexy