Novus Oreo Watch

Promoting the #OneTrueSandwichCookie. Double Stuf are the Dominican Oreos: even more orthodoxy! Hydrox are a heretical sect—we do not follow false Oreo flavors.

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@redeemedrachel @SuperMartyrio @FrMatthewLC I’ve been on a sabbatical.

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@CatholicPat @BroStephenMary HERESY #OneTrueSanwichCookie

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@kevin_ahern @ClarkeAtAmerica Hey, now. I take a sabbatical and come back to terrible accusations?

#wheresthelove

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What fresh hell is this? 😱

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@FrMatthewLC

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@FrMatthewLC

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@FrMatthewLC @Pamela_Yap @nytimes Correct. Kit Kats aren’t even related to the most perfect cookie.

[Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC🇻🇦 @FrMatthewLC]

@Pamela_Yap @6abc @NovusOreoWatch this is heresy!

[vic 🌨️ @itsvicpeyton]

“put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes”

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@AngryCatholic It’s all heresy!!

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The followers of the #OneTrueSandwichCookie will weep and mourn!! https://t.co/TqvLBiuxka

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#EtCoquendum #SitCrustulum https://t.co/vTw6E5gJfm

[Layla @laylarose08]

Can I get a ruling, @NovusOreoWatch ? https://t.co/65QllTfLWu

[Edi Milanese @EdithofMilan]

@NovusOreoWatch why would we want oreos to pop in our mouths
#OreoHeresy

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#EtCoquendum #SitCrustulum https://t.co/DcYps3KD25

[Erin McCole Cupp @ErinMCOP]

Help me, @NovusOreoWatch. Parish carnival tonight. Deep fried Oreos=licit? 🙏 they’re the personal Ordinariate of The #onetruesandwichcookie

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WRONG. THE OREO OF TGE MONTH IS ALWAYS THE #ONETRUESANDWICHCOOKIE!

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Exactly. Heresy!!! https://t.co/cMA1epV58Y

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Nay‼️ These are like Anglican “Oreos” - close, but missing half of the important stuff. #OneTrueSandwichCookie https://t.co/3xmZSumN3r

[Kari @KariSkye]

@NovusOreoWatch Yey or Nay?

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Remember, kids. Only real milk is acceptable for dunking your #OneTrueSandwichCookie.

You can’t milk an almond or a piece of tofu.

Even if you shape the tofu like a cow.

[Barb Szyszkiewicz @franciscanmom]

@FrHilderbrand @pierogiplease @NovusOreoWatch I don't think butter is an approved condiment for the #OneTrueSandwichCookie. Proper form is ice-cold milk, unchurned. @NovusOreoWatch, can you confirm?