Nairobi Street Pulse

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Welcome to Nairobi Street Pulse! We hit the streets of Nairobi to bring you Raw, Unfiltered voices from wananchi

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Learn to thrive and survive alone,

People will abandon you,

Your woman will abandon you,

But your spirit will NOT,

But your inner strength will NOT.

Be your own anchor.

YOU ARE A MAN

#MasculinitySaturday

[Nairobi Street Pulse @NrbStreePulse]

@amerix Embakasi tuned in

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

In this era, why are you still wearing underwear or boxers?

Who's benefiting from it, you or the company selling them?

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

When going through a divorce, don't fight for custody of the kids.

This is one reason I don't support vasectomies or male contraceptives.

Start another family.

There are many ways of skinning a cat.

Polygamy cures this nonsense.

Just ensure the blade is always sharp.

[Nairobi Street Pulse @NrbStreePulse]

@DrDennisOuma @kibeandy I’m with you in this

[Eric @amerix]

Modern food industries bots have been unleashed on my #FoodFriday timeline.

We will deal with them one by one as we continue sensitizing the masses against the food industry propaganda.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kuna jamaa alisema Women would rather share a high value man than settle with a broke loser na ni kama iyo story ni ukweli juu unapata msee ako loaded ako na madem kama kumi na wote wanajuana

[Nairobi Street Pulse @NrbStreePulse]

@kenyasgossips You all fu€kers. Wtf are’u surprised about and being woiyee for. Kibe said what he said. Na Nyinyi mnacatch tu feeling. Maumbwa niynyi.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Family men, gather here. Those still carrying children in their testicles should stay silent and learn.

The children are served first. The man follows. The wife eats last.

She eats in the kitchen; if she chooses otherwise, that's on her.

Tradition still stands.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

- Rice is sugar.

- Bread is sugar.

- Wheat is sugar.

- Potatoes are sugar.

- Maize is sugar.

- Ugali is sugar.

Stop eating sugar.

[Eric @amerix]

I have some advice for young men newly employed,

When you get employed:

• Be grateful to God, your parents, your mentors and your boss for this opportunity

• Work hard

• Respect your employer

• Adhere to your employer's rules and protocols

• Embrace the mission and vision of the employer

However, if working for your employer becomes unbearable due to other reasons,

• Quit respectfully

• Follow the procedures of quitting as written in your contract or employment letter

• Return your employer's resources in your custody

• Handover politely and thank your employer for giving you an opportunity

• Leave with a clean conscience

Don't be chaotic, abusive and contemptuous on your way out.

Don't think you are smarter than your employer.

The employer you are disrespecting gave you a livelihood when you were seeking a footing and direction.

The employer may not have paid you to your satisfaction, but be polite.

Don't go bad mouthing your employer, speaking nastily, and broadcasting your foul mouth while disclosing what is considered private policies, programs, products or services of your former workplace.

Leave courteously.

This way, you open room for better opportunities, newer networks and better leverage.

Don't be a rude employee. Other employers will fear giving you opportunities in the future because they don't trust you.

Be courteous when you close the door behind you, the universe will be kind to you on your way out.

[Eric @amerix]

My followers,

Good morning.

Wake up!

Success is not built in a day.

It is built in ordinary mornings like this one.

While others complain about the economy,

Disciplined people are:

• Creating value

• Solving problems

• Positioning themselves for opportunity

Focus.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

If she asks for another round, the message is loud and clear: you didn’t meet the masculinity standard.

Upgrade the engine.

Boost the testosterone.

Be a man.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

A woman is not supposed to love you.

She is supposed to love your dick.

This message is not for boys.

[Nairobi Street Pulse @NrbStreePulse]

@MasculinitySato This information will be used discreetly

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

A woman with a flat behind and no hips has hormones in chaos.

Flat behind means her hormones are in a war zone, with no winner.

What you do with this information is up to you.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Act poor.

Act broke.

Act like a useless man.

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let them know the cow that gives you milk. They will make sure that they poison it.

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Erection is one of a man's greatest possessions.

These will make you a stallion and unfuckable.

Walk with a solid erection on the streets and watch women salivate and men give you way.

Don't hide your stallion.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Bro code: Never hug or dance with your bro's woman.

#MasculinitySaturday