.Jason

Hater | 25

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

of course i cum fast, we’re fucking on stolen land

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[pokay @Pokay__]

“you wouldn’t last in a cod lobby” you wouldn’t last in my Tight ass Butt.

[emma @_despairagus]

not now kitten mommy’s feeling insecure

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

9/11 for chopped dudes trying to bat out of their league (me)

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[kim @imkimlol]

me in his butt

[bon @bagelcrust]

Can’t wait to be accepted into a PhD program and then tweet “they’re letting anyone get a PhD now”

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

From the MadeIn site, thought some of you might find this interesting…

[@redaction @redaction]

Alchemy absolutely vindicated

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Jews walking into the Chinese restaurant to pick up dinner on Christmas

[James @JamesNotJamie1]

I am confident that this won’t happen to me when i do it tomorrow

[Mathieu @miniapeur]

life when the PhD stipend money hits

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated