Eric Caffrey

Gaming enthusiast, Good food eater, Van living

[Eric Caffrey @OCKS_Rock]

I'm in the holiday spirit 100%. Woke up in sweatpants, cleaned up, showered, put on different sweatpants. Merry Christmas.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Every single source from multiple countries (not just Iran) keeps producing the same exact points.

At some point, the probability is that it’s just true.

[Eric Caffrey @OCKS_Rock]

@BcdLegacy @IamActuallyLvL1 Next step: ties count as 0 points. Do the right thing, Rob!!!

[Nonstop Winning 🇺🇸 John Rose @RealJohnRose]

“I literally can’t tell the difference between this and a Pakistani stabbing my daughter”

[wanye @xwanyex]

It’s the actual, stated, explicit position of every single one of my political opponents that there’s something called, “just asking questions,” which is when you think out loud about things without taking a strong extremist position on them, and they all believe that this is self-evidently bad and cowardly and stupid.

We do not merely disagree about what to think. We disagree about the very act of thinking itself. We disagree about the structure, legitimacy, and value of entire strains of discourse.

We’re literally playing different sports at the same time on the same field.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

We are so back

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If someone doesn’t turn this story into a romantic comedy screenplay, I’ll have to do it myself

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Bari Weiss, friend of the show!

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

If you invest in private companies, you might not see anything for 10-20 years other than “paper gains.” And it could go to 0. Maybe that’s not stressful to you, as you must be fabulously wealthy, but tying up cash for decades is not easy street for mere mortals like me.

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

As @caroljsroth says, the economic illiteracy in this nation is stunning.

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

I have to ring a buzzer to get mouthwash at CVS

[Peter Boghossian @peterboghossian]

Perfect evidence that the ban is political.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

“Obscure Nazi symbol” meaning the symbol that is universally utilized in popular mass media to indicate the wearer is a Nazi

[Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon]

Your tax dollars at work.

[Colin Wright @SwipeWright]

Woman who claims to not be a woman gladly accepts award only for women. Make it make sense.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“We are deeply shocked and concerned by the scenes that we’ve seen today on our streets across the six counties, on the island of Ireland. We abhor - and strongly condemn - all forms of political violence. Political violence never gets you anywhere”

[Tony Heller 🇺🇸 🇯🇵 @TonyClimate]

The US has been hit by a lot of hurricanes since 1850, but the last few were caused by your SUV and cow farts

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

“They do a lot of crying here”

[wanye @xwanyex]

The crazy thing about this is that it’s true from both directions. That is to say, capitalism is so amazing, creates so much prosperity, that food is more widely available and cheaper than it’s ever been in human history. It has just literally never been easier to get cheap calories.

But then on the other hand, we actually do have a welfare state that provides the poorest Americans with vouchers for food far in excess of what they need to sustain life.

Literally nothing about the claim, in other words, it’s true. It fails from both directions.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

@columeastwood Remember people, trying to cut someone’s head off in the street isn’t the problem, complaining about it is.