Fake ODOT

Enhancing mobility for motorists through the design, repair, and aggressive expansion of motorways in the Buckeye State. Parody Account. #JustDrive

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Excellent point for all the #waroncars crowd. Without cars, jobs would be lost in many industries including parts sales and distribution, valet attendants, vehicle manufacturing, auto insurance, paramedics, used car salespeople, ER physicians, funeral directors/morticians, etc.

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Nice work, @TxDOT! Happy to report that we're doing the same thing on Ohio highways – and definitely not buying into this whole @AmtrakConnects idea of funding train trips between places.

[Megan Kimble @megankimble]

"The social costs of these fatality messages are large: Back-of-the-envelope calculations suggest that this campaign causes an additional 2600 crashes and 16 fatalities per year in Texas alone, with a social cost of $377 million per year."

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Regardless of whether it's inmate labor or not, just imagine how many new lane miles we could build with that money! We wouldn't want to waste it on maintaining *existing* roadways, or heaven forbid – transit!

[Matt Bruning @mbruning81]

@GovMikeDeWine @ODOT_Statewide While we do use inmate labor, it is NOT free.

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Even if you feel like the vision was somehow watered down, everyone can agree that motorists have spectacular landscaping to enjoy while bypassing Cleveland neighborhoods.
https://t.co/PBmk7GRdC0

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

What are you taking about? The Lakefront West is clearly one of our nation's most successful six-lane limited access highway to six-lane limited access boulevard conversion projects.
https://t.co/p50ouIUfZJ

[SoSoLeafy @Pedestrianism]

Remember when the bold vision for the Shoreway got watered-down, err…….greased by palms into what we have now? @DetroitShoreway @ohiocitytweets Was it a $100,000,000 fail?

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

@Real_Life_Dad

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

How else are people going to get there? Park in a different lot and walk a couple blocks? Bike or use @SanduskyTransit to get there from another part of town?

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Finally, someone who feels the same way we do about Jackson Street Pier. Nobody is every going to go there now that it's so popular.

[Midwest Gun Dad @Real_Life_Dad]

Leave it to the @cityofsandusky to destroy Downtown Sandusky by ruining Jackson Street Pier. 283 park spots, nuked down to 88. One of the busiest parking areas in the city and they "improved it" for a "green space" that is basically unusable for all the bird shit that fills it.

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Nah. 🚷

[I aint got no towtruck dumbass @thefrog1394]

Maybe if there's enough pedestrian traffic to merit no less than 3 no pedestrian signs on a street separating @COTABus and @GreyhoundBus stops @ODOT_Columbus should put a crosswalk here instead? @columbusalleys @ODOT_Fakewide

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Always #ODOTproud to support capacity enhancements "for safety" 😎

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Feels like Ohio 🥰

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Great minds think alike! 👍

[Frank Lloyd White Boy @rustbelt_]

this is my end vision for Columbus ohio

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

#OhioIsForLeaders

[Columbus Dispatch @DispatchAlerts]

'In a league of its own': Ohio is No.1 state when it comes to public corruption, experts say https://t.co/FAvdUKrFO1

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

This is why we eliminate choke-points for "safety" 😉
#ODOTsafe

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

#ODOTproud

[Mike Polk Jr. @mikepolkjr]

I'll admit there are some days when I almost feel like we shouldn't have named it that.

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

Lies 👇

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

This guy gets it. Everyone appreciates the opportunity to drive on I-71 -- for everyone else, there's Greyhound. #ODOTworks

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

I can't wait to take that route from Columbus to Cleveland oh wait there is NO REASON TO EVER DO THAT. And we've been building a highway across West Virginia for 30 years now; that ATL-BNA spur maybe would get finished in my grandkids' lifetime.

[Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide]

@MobileHarv Driving is nothing to fear! With all the road safety improvements and developing vehicular technology, driving in Ohio only gets safer with every passing day. #TowardZeroDeaths
https://t.co/huPTecsOfC