Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ

𝐍𝐨. 𝐍𝐎! 𝐍𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐨! 𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐎!!!

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

𝘠𝘰𝘶 . . .
. . . 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮 .

∙ spoilers, probably.
∙ nsfw. no lewd, but dark stuff? maybe.
∙ thrashed by the #D4RKJ4CK.
∙ do your worst.

[ #kirbyrp | #mvrp | #ssbrp ]

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

gost

[Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ✨🐌 @ExcellencySnail]

⠀ ♫ [ エスカルゴン ] ♫

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⠀ ❛ ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴊᴇsᴛʏ's
ʀɪɢʜᴛ-ʜᴀɴᴅ ⠀
ᴍᴀɴ ! ❜
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▸ sᴇᴍɪ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ
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▸ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ
▸ ♡'s & ↻'s

⠀ 【#KirbyRP】

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

Victory is assured.

Stay tuned.

Heheh.

[— 𝑺𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏 ♡ @SERENEPRESIDENT]

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⠀ ❆ ┊ …𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘫𝘢𝘮. 𝘏𝘦𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘠 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵. 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝙁𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙖, 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘.

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[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

just don't get a stomachache, i guess...

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

. . .

i guess we could.

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

what, do you want our food to spoil?

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

we kind of need that, flamberge

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

what kind of question is this

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

la follia d'amore...

[L Y C A N T H R O P Y @lycann1ghts]

{ A R E Y O U R E A D Y }

💥 Lycanthropy from Just Shapes and Beats
💥 Mostly crack
💥 Probably a mistake
💥 OCs welcome

#JSABRP #MVRP

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

" I've got my eyes on one thing now — the one thing capitalists can't live without! "

Not-so-casually sending a Jambeliever into a room full of those crushing blocks. You know the ones.

" THE MONEY! I'M GOING FOR THE CASH! "

Stealing a calculator and bolting.

" JAMBUHBYE! "

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

While she doesn't get much more than a nod in return before she makes an exit, he understands perfectly well.

So, he'll float off in the opposite direction. What he does now... is honestly nothing he cares about, but hey, what can ya do?

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

" Very good! I see no reason to be upset. "

There's no way to tell what he really feels about it under the robe, but his tone suggests happiness. Or maybe that's just him content?

" In turn, I am happy for both of you. Nothing but the best, as it were. "

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

" I like to think of them as... friends, above all else. Simply because of what has transpired between us all. "

His hand lingers for a moment, before it drops back to his side. A slight nod, coupled with a quiet chuckle.

" That's excellent. I hope you two are happy together. "

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

" Parallel..? Hm... "

Well, that would certainly explain a few things.
Deep down, he only remembers getting the snot kicked out of him, but the parallel concept sounds familiar.

" Well. Nice to meet you, regardless! "

A hand outstretches, covered by his robe.
It'll have to do.

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

Heh. Heheheh.
Very well, then.

...For now.

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

He doesn't have eyebrows to raise, but the quiet "juh?" underneath his breath is enough to get the point across.

" Oh! You look... oddly familiar. Have... Have we met? "

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

@HisRoyalNemesis / RIGHT!? Turns out the game's also fuckin' phenomenal! Can't recommend it enough, if not for the OST itself (holy shit, it goes hard), for the gameplay. Only ten bucks, I think, if you've got Steam.

[Ꮋꭹпꭼꮪꮪ @OFFIClANTOFDOOM]

/ I'm going to be honest, if I wasn't picking Hyness, it was gonna be Perry. And if not him...
/ Probably someone from Skeleton Boomerang. Because nobody knows what that is, apparently.