Sasha Chase

⚔ collector of swords, strays, and emotional baggage. #andamovie

[Sasha Chase @OGSasha]

I use carbohydrates to plug the holes in my heart.

[Sasha Chase @OGSasha]

Did you guys know it's 2026?

[Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey]

“Skeletons are in us”, my daughter whispered to me at 5:53am

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

#RatVerified

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

My love life is so boring that Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are going to make a movie about it.

[Josh Strife Hayes @JoshStrifeHayes]

America are you guys ok?

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

You ever wonder how the other timelines are doing?

[Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites]

Walking round the house with a knife checking if anything is cake

[Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey]

First of all, you can’t even throw a shampoo bottle away in front of a toddler. That’s how we ended up with The Nices, a collection of 3 empty shampoo bottles which travelled with us (internationally!!) for a full year

[Sasha Chase @OGSasha]

2014: #GamerGate, a campaign against women in gaming including doxxing and detailed rape threats.

2014-2021: countless horrendous stories of harassment/assault

2021: Blizzard lawsuit

The world: "Who knew gamer culture was this toxic?!"

Women: 🤨

#ActiBlizzWalkout

[Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites]

Drinking directly from the wine bottle = no glass = less washing up = saving the environment = hero

[Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites]

Chefs think the ocean needs more salt

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Who you are in IKEA is the real you.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

Call the police

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Life was simpler when DM stood for Dungeon Master

[Sasha Chase @OGSasha]

I graduated high school in three years, motivated by pure spite for someone who said I couldn't.

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

If I’ve never had a birthday on Twitter am I the same age as I was in 2008?