Goof🛸

SC: OGDAGOOFMAN

[B. Sade 🎀 @brittanisade]

Y’all learned the meaning of “entanglement” so quickly, but still don’t know the difference between assets and liabilities. I don’t like that...

[Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 @TheOTAPShow]

Some women’s periods are not as regular as yours. They also track their ovulation. I know you have your ovulation schedule down to a science bro. But for those that don’t, the apps help.

[Goof🛸 @OG_goof]

I’m the embodiment of “New phone who’s this?” Rn

[Goof🛸 @OG_goof]

@tonymusefc Right as you said that shit

[6 Mile's Own @SeanTheTerrible]

This is your future when you play good women and keep running from commitment. 😂

[. @dedscott]

this affion crockett

[Florida Man @904smity]

To the 1% of the worlds population that doesn’t watch Game of Thrones... just know that it’s been a long 2 years and winter is here. So the other 99% of us will be extremely unavailable tonight.

[Henry Johnson @TalktoHenryJ]

They said there's a Nipsey in your hood that you don't support.

Newark, I found one of the Nipseys in our hood.

It ain't you wack rappers!

[6 Mile's Own @SeanTheTerrible]

My mama will talk to me for 30 minutes about something I have zero concern about... But I listen because I know one day imma wish I could hear her voice.

[Amara @BWyche11]

my mother & grandmother was this way and they enjoyed seeing everyone eat all the love that was put into the food as well. So to me, thats what a real Mother is or resembles; giving/sharing the Love inside of her with pure intentions just so someone else can be nourished w/ love

[Goof🛸 @OG_goof]

@ChiTown_Eazy @ravenleann

[Eric Winterjacket @ignorant_e]

The back, nigga. Are u not paying attention?

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road” passed Drake’s “God’s Plan” for the single week streaming record.

“Old Town Road” did 80 million streams in a week, 11 million more than Drakes hit with 69 million.

[Zaddy @zaddyzaddy_]

I’m hella curious..

rt for green salsa
like for red salsa

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

🔥

[David Hines @hradzka]

* 3yo boy apparently witnesses murder
* mom disappears
* cops suspect dad but he doesn't break
* case goes cold
* boy grows up
* boy *sues dad for mom's wrongful death*
* boy *wins $26 million AND THE HOUSE*
* boy demos backyard concrete, finds mom's body
* cops arrest dad