Omar Koukaz

Entrepreneur, word-smith, bacon aficionado. Uniter of long-lost and mismatched socks. For bookings, call my mom. For wine, buy mine:

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@pitdesi Let’s not forget about the absolute diarrhea that is the charge dispute process from Robinhood….

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@sweatystartup Are you fine with your kid becoming a cop? I’m mixed.

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@bryan_johnson Power up those Nvidias with some clean solar, geo, and nuclear power and generate some free speech

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@scottcarlinpt @thesamparr 100%. Dr Karp deserves a Nobel

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@declercq Xani bars

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@sweatystartup Is Excel a business language?
Probably a good one to know too. Knowing English is all fine and dandy until your kid is at the conference table with a handful of non native speakers with a wider gap to bridge than if they spoke even two words of the others’ language.

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@declercq This was a fun watch

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Stripe, live: https://t.co/CtyT1XIhrL.

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@declercq @kev_shema Cut or uncut?

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@DaveRamsey Actually making sure I eat the things I buy before they go bad.

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@AustinJ Somehow I feel like I’m getting older now because of my gratuitous use of speaker in said company

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@AustinJ Test drove one of these this weekend. May buy one now as push present because a commercial grade one-flavor soft serve machine feels a little to “single-use”.

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@AustinJ Heavily considers flipping R1S now

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@davetroy Gawker. Oh wait….

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@AndrewSweet Next week it couldve been unPTO

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@tobi They're probably referring to @Shopify's ridiculous policy of continuing to charge merchant fees on refunds.

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@tobi Now feels like the right time to remove fees from seller-issued refunds and take that revenue hit.

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Curious how much business operators are loosing to @Shopify and @stripe not returning fees on refunded/canceled orders. Feels grossly unfair that we’ve got to give a cut even when we’re not even seeing any revenue. Cc @tobi

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@AndrewSweet As far as I’m concerned, there is only one button to be used on the microwave and ever has been and that is the “add one minute” button. There is really no other need for another button.

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@AustinJ @jasongurwin We need a north bay Jumbo Time seller. Probably a good side hustle.