katelame stupidman

I'm not a do nothin bitch

she/her

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

Excuse me ma'am

[JP @jpbrammer]

me but with Temperature by Sean Paul

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

we are the daughters of the shawties you couldn't fireburn on the dancefloor

[clare @sadderlizards]

(the most stressed out person in existence) yeah of course you can vent to me

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

If young Katelyn could see me now [6 am, Red Bull and gas station egg salad sandwich in hand], she would be so proud

[enchilada freak @virgo_jlee]

is it just me or do german shepherds just seem kind of republican

[DJ Rodeo Starr @dwightjokeam]

If they had been serious about finding the submersible, they would have brought out the big guns:

[priya 🫧 @prtwoa]

i’m 23 and i’ve reached financial freedom and the secret is to liquidate your assets.

i don’t let my money just sit in my bank acc i turn them into liquid forms every single day. below are some examples

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

@heysudes This is what I’m here for

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

neeed them to tell me I have good veins when i’m at the doctor’s office it’s imperative that I get a good grade in Patient

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

@tw0headed I’m not saying it’s not true but “during blackout” is pretty convenient lol

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

@tw0headed Are the dick pics consensually received?

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

@tw0headed Ted Cruz butter tweet is still my fave tweet of all time

[mariana @pastapilled]

this is how it feels to walk around with coffee on a sunny day

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸🇨🇦 @AnjaliVBhatt]

having to do anything on international womens day is misogyny actually

[katelame stupidman @OKaytelyn]

@tw0headed A quick 180