Jane

Writer, reader, partially recovered politician, rancher, living in lovely rural Oregon. #TN warrior

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

[Jane @OKeeffe1]

@JamieBonkiewicz @OurShallowState Unpopular opinion but she can stand up for herself

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What I find truly poetic about hippos being one of the deadliest animals on Earth is that they’re herbivores. Completely plant-based. They have no interest in eating you, they just genuinely seem to hate you on a personal level, and I respect that.

[Jane @OKeeffe1]

@harryjsisson That is great but not a huge flex, states have to balance their budgets.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

James Talarico: The guy walking you to your car because some dude won’t leave you alone.

Ken Paxton: The dude not leaving you alone.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[Jarett & Lilly @1JLVSTW]

😂😂😂

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Today, Trump goes to Walter Reed. I'm sure we'll get an accurate report, which has probably already been written. We will learn again that the bloated, medicated, cognitively cratering insomniac is actually in perfect health, and his hands, ankles, skin, digestive tract, and gait in particular, are like that of a top Olympic athlete.
He owes much of his enviable robustness and alertness to his ideal diet of cheeseburgers and diet soda, and his carefully measured disposition of non-stop rage, never being wrong, and avoiding reality.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

[Jane @OKeeffe1]

@SerbGlyder @skywaker9 It's all over her campaign brochures

[Covie @covie_93]

If you took a shit on the floor of the US Capitol on Jan.6, you might be entitled to compensation.

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Congratulations to the winner of the Kentucky 4th District congressional seat

[skywaker9 @skywaker9]

So Wallowa County (super red county in Eastern Oregon) voted to repeal the stupid move Oregon's border measure they passed a few year's back.

#orpol

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This is absolutely brilliant! 🤣😂

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

At least Richard Nixon had the decency to resign.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Regardless of how you feel about Alex Murdaugh -- the court clerk simply cannot tell jurors
"watch his body language"
"don't be fooled"
"this shouldn't take us long"

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If prayers worked, churches wouldn't have ramps for disabled people.

[Larry @Lfunguscal]

Marco Rubio a Catholic went to Vatican to ask Pope Leo to support Trump. Rubio was politely guided to door.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

@Acyn Before we started bombing Iran we should have made them take one of those cognitive tests