Rehaba McEntire

He/Him

A less successful George Costanza

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[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Less than two weeks ago I auditioned for the world's largest travelling stunt show. Today I ate 83 chicken nuggets. Life is about balance.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Why has everyone on the south side of Chicago been to Buccees?

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Ordered my gf an angel shot because she's a perfect lil angel and security came and shot me in the back of the head

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Do you think the Costco guys do blood transfusions like Brian Johnson and his son

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Chris from love is blind should for sure kill himself

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Nevertheless, she balled

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

I mean yes, generally speaking when someone is murdered by a random person, and that person is arrested and prosecuted under the law, there are not protests in the street. Apples in fact are not oranges.

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Roald Dahl you sick fuck

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

real

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Imagine he slipped on a banana peel

[kelly 🦐 @rrroooiiirrr]

she looks like Mr. burns

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Phillys hottest new restaurant is named tallow. There are no beef options. It’s hidden inside of a supermarket, and it closes at 7

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

It's hard to fart with an ass this fat

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Look I know the entertainment business is in shambles, but imagine being so out of work and desperate for attention (I would know) that you join ICE? Fucking pathetic loser.

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

maybe the funniest dm i have ever received

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

Spankin my damn Monkey D. Luffy

[Rehaba McEntire @ObjectivelyBad_]

When @JurassicaPark_ tries to prove how sober she is