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[brenda obong @ObongBrenda]

I saved my dad and he saved me thats what matters.... in this world at least

[brenda obong @ObongBrenda]

The real question is would you still love me if you saw my toes??

[Media Challenge Initiative @IMChallengeug]

Congratulations to our very own #MediaAlumniUg alumnus Ruth Kamanzi on officially joining the 2026 #GRIOTS Fellowship cohort at LéO Africa Institute!

[InfoNile @infoNILE]

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[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

the best part about smoking weed is getting scared

[brenda obong @ObongBrenda]

Investing in Beekeeping now is like investing in Bitcoin in 2009

[brenda obong @ObongBrenda]

One thing I learnt from the alcoholics anonymous book is you might fake being okay, cover up illnesses, keep up appearances for people, but the real you will show when it's time to meet the person you want to impress the most.

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Those who want Kasente retweet and like.

[brenda obong @ObongBrenda]

@jamesonen @BBCWorld Not as much as her left eye when she winks.... She got me looking at videos to find the awkward natural thing I do on camera and kill it.😅

[James Onen | FATBOY @jamesonen]

Please remember that he's the one who posted a report wondering why tourists don't spend more money in Uganda. We are trying to help him understand why but he is arguing with us instead of acknowledging problem.

[Badass Dad 🚬 🍺 @Badass_Superdad]

My broken humour has been laughing at this nonstop 😭

[brenda obong @ObongBrenda]

@jamesonen I'm surprised Amos would even say something like what you do isn't "real work"

[Metro Naija @metronaija]

@Louisavee Chop am together

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

If they came out today they’d have to perform all this in Kai Cenat’s room

[Fact @Fact]

Owning a pet improves quality of life, enhances happiness and adds years to your lifespan.

[BURKOV @burkov]

A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking.

He called a plumber.

The plumber came the next day, tightened a couple of nuts, and the sink worked perfectly again. The professor was delighted. But when, a minute later, the plumber handed him the bill, he was shocked.

“This is a third of my monthly salary!”
“Yeah, I get it…” said the plumber. “Why don’t you come work for our company as a plumber? You’ll make three times more than you do as a professor. Just remember: when you apply, say you only finished seventh grade. They don’t like hiring educated people.”

So the professor got a job as a plumber, and his life really did improve. All he had to do was tighten a nut here and there every so often, and his salary was much higher.

One day, the management of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to attend evening classes to finish eighth grade. So our professor had to go too.

By chance, the very first class was math.

The evening school teacher, wanting to check what the students knew, asked for the formula for the area of a circle.

They called the professor up to the board, and he suddenly realized he’d forgotten it. He started frantically reasoning it out, covering the board with integrals, differentials, and all sorts of fancy formulas to re-derive the result. In the end, he got:
S = –π r²

He didn’t like the minus sign, so he started again.
Again he got a minus. No matter what he did, it kept coming out negative.

He cast a panicked look at the class, and all the plumbers were whispering:

“Swap the limits of integration!”

[Davies😎😂 @RealDaviesJ]

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