If, Then

[If, Then @ObscureRemedy]

eldritch (adjective):
strange or unnatural especially in a way that inspires fear

[Good Pyre @GoodPyre]

Thinking about moving to a low poly neighborhood

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Always doctor lawyer engineer, never dentist accountant pilot

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Dentistry school is for ambitious mids

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

Lawyers aren’t smarter than you! Law school is for people who do homework, med school is homework jail for your 20s, chiropractors school is for neck murderers, nursing school is cops for women, police academy is for psychopaths, dentistry school is fine

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

Sufficiently advanced engineering is indistinguishable from art

[If, Then @ObscureRemedy]

Bi
Wine
Tour

[Matt Henderson @matthen2]

what is a multimodal LLM thinking as it watches a video?

Gemma 4 12B reads raw image patches, as if they were tokens. It was never trained to predict anything at these 'tokens' - but this video shows what it would predict if you did sample from its next token prediction head

[If, Then @ObscureRemedy]

Working class is a state of being where you live paycheck t paycheck, no matter your income

[Elizabeth Kim @lizkimtweets]

NYT asks Mayor Mamdani what he thinks constitutes working class. https://t.co/O0P34DTDnD

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"Do it and learn the lesson early"

[Dave Greene @GreeneMan6]

Based on my own negative history, I am obviously in the "Don't DO IT" camp when it comes to dating obviously crazy women.

But obviously, as an old man, I am going to try to keep an open mind. Maybe this tactic is something that works in 2026.

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COBRA

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

they can’t help themselves

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Saw a subway ad selling sovereignty
Wrong market?

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Social trust is high because of surveillance, tradeoff

[If, Then @ObscureRemedy]

Beauty and the Beast?
You mean Hera and Zeus?

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That's why the Balkans aren't Catholic

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

why is it that Mediterranean and Balkan languages are so uniquely full of sayings like this

[If, Then @ObscureRemedy]

*learns something*
"I knew this all along"

[Vuk Vukovic @wolf_vukovic]

Expanding power of governments to solve all our problems inevitably leads to the usurpation of that power, sooner or later, no matter how strong the institutions are.

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i wish i had this much conviction

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if true, then no women judges? or at least they need an fmri first?

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

Not a day goes by that I am not reminded of a famous study where men and women were forced to play a card game against an opponent.

Their opponent then either cheated and stole money from the subjects; or cooperated and played fairly.

Afterwards, the men and women were strapped into an FMRI, and watched as their prior opponent received a painful electric shock.

For men, the brain produced an empathic response when the honest opponent was shocked. But it produced no empathy, and in fact showed signs of a pleasure when the cheater was shocked. Their empathy was conditional on how the opponent behaved.

But for women… The brain produced an empathic response for both types of opponents. It didn’t matter if they had been cheated by them prior, they wanted to alleviate everyone’s suffering regardless.

This is their greatest asset, it is the feminine divine. It is the reason why a mother’s love is unconditional.

It’s also the reason why you will be stabbed to death in a Walmart parking lot by a borderline retarded Haitian with 73 prior convictions.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“AHHHHH drag the Flemish weavers out of their workplaces they undercut our prices they steal work from our artisans AHHH kill them all AHHH by the way this isn’t a metaphor for anything there are no contemporary parallels you can’t compare this in any way to politics today AHHHH”

[Vuk Vukovic @wolf_vukovic]

https://t.co/V82hXMLnsz

[If, Then @ObscureRemedy]

Maybe even longer

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.