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She/they. Biromantic. Pagan. Equestrian. Writer. Mother. Ghostbuster.
Even one candle sheds light.

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For those wondering why I wasn't grossed out by dog masturbation, look, I've had to clean horse dick. With my hands.

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@Wildegeist @FernShawArt /sighs heavily from Team Snake

People are so nasty sometimes I swear. Snake people who make those comments about rats are extra awful though, you should know better ffs

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@narschlob Fish: the solution to this is to not wear shoes, duh

[Kness @_kness]

🦄🦄🦄

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@Rochellia3 @MorePerfectUS Did you know that you can get tattoos when you have money and they do not magically disappear when you no longer have money? Circumstances can change. Weird isn't it.

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@UrsulaV I love horses but, well, they are.... special

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@seananmcguire You can definitely have one shipped to you. I'm just not sure how reliable some of these breeders are. Getting a reptile shipped is uh. Exciting.

[Jess in the Wild @Jess_inthewild]

Fun fact: chimney swifts raised in captivity need to be released with an established colony. It’s by far one of the most rewarding releases to watch - the adults come down and get the kids as they fly out and take them back to the roost with them 🥲🥺

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@HillaryMonahan I went with my mom and at one point she leaned down and just whispered, "Look at all the lesbians." ...well duh, mom?

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

Now THAT's how you do a headline about this subject

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@farlanewastaken @jeffvandermeer We have places along trails here for you to wipe your shoes so you don't spread invasive this way....

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@jenphalian Aaaaaaah.

[Dr. Canton Winer @CantonWiner]

As a researcher, I’ve found many asexual people feel that gender is pointless, unimportant, or even oppressive.

I call this “gender detachment.”

Many of you have been following this work and asking to read it.

Now you can! Here’s how:

[Fighting Chance Studio @ClayWarforge]

Ceramic dice restock is tomorrow!

⏰️ Aug 1st at 6pm ET.

My goal is to raise enough extra, so that I can go to NCECA and Gencon for the first time next year. (2024) A share really helps ❤️

Do you have any tips for a first timer to NCECA or Gencon?

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@snakeymama Oh, angy. I love it!

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@UrsulaV (adding: it's on Steam)

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@UrsulaV Travelers Rest? I just picked it up and have been enjoying it. You're running a tavern, serving guests, crafting and cooking. Only combat is beating unruly patrons with your mop. There's many crafting stations to enjoy making?