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[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

They should have zero peace for the rest of their lives.

[Monie.🌹 @chillwithmonie]

Growing up, a hit song crossed demographics whether the genre was your favorite or not. People who don’t primarily listen to country still know Dolly, Shania, Carrie, The Chicks, etc. because they made actual hit records that crossed over. If a song can spend 23 weeks at #1, breaking records that stood for 20+ years, while a huge portion of the public is sincerely saying they’ve never heard it, maybe the conversation isn’t “people hate country.” Maybe @RollingStone should be writing about how streaming-era chart dominance no longer equals cultural dominance because there’s some trickery at play. That’s the real story being avoided. Don’t gaslight us.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”

[ɘɿɘʜ ƨɒw nivlɒƆ @OcCalvin]

@pmagnerjr Considering he lives 3 days for every 1 day you live, he looks pretty good for an 85 yo

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Legitimately feel whoever runs for president in 28 needs to campaign on enforcing anti trust laws and breaking this shit up these freaks own way too much of our lives

[Dan @eleventhturning]

In a sane and spiritually integrated America, every child would learn John Coltrane’s music in school and have great pride in it, just as German children learn about Beethoven

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

I feel bad for everyone whose quarterback doesn’t love their city enough to cry on the injury cart honestly

[Dandadan Migraine @Creatormigraine]

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,”

If you’re not American and curious why everything is going to shit this quote generally sums up what’s wrong with this country.

[BROskee Wow Wow @BROskeeWowWow]

The fact that every announcer references “Peanut Tillman” or the “Peanut Punch” every single time a player punches a ball out, and Peanut Tillman is not a Hall of Famer yet, is baffling to me. He changed the game and deserves a spot. #Bears

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Definitive proof that "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" is the greatest tweet in this app's history.

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

I got the same pit in my stomach as i did in 2011. Wow man

[tobi thee hedgehog 🍉 @theboredmoor]

"they should teach media literacy in schools" they did! unfortunately ur dumbass discovered the phrase "the curtains are just blue" and ran with it

[carz @Carzonfye]

Someone says this about every movie now and it’s confusing until you realize when they say cultural impact the word they were looking for was ‘memes’

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this might just be my late-millennial showing but there was a stretch from halfway through season one to about midway through season three where this show operated on a level I don’t think any sitcom has ever matched

[d. @_312DARIUS]

My entire life is in your hands act accordingly please

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Completely illegal and incredibly dystopian.

[Exomnium @Exomnium]

all other allegations aside, "we caught wind that a mathematician might be about to solve a famous problem so we spent $15 million on tokens to scoop them" is exactly why OpenAI is completely full of shit when it says it wants to work with the academic community in a positive way

[Luke Radel @lukeradel]

“Mr. Homan, do you believe that ICE should be arresting parents in front of their children at school bus stops?”

Here’s my full exchange with Trump’s Border Czar about the arrest of Javie Anibal Melgar in Bridgeport, CT. @MeidasTouch

[Macklemore @macklemore]

Wanting all humans to be treated equal should never be controversial.

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

Are all these people paid by the FBI?