ofc_david_speed

Miami FL police dept.
Just an ordinary cop, until the day I was caught in a nuclear blast ⚛️💥💣🧪

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@SteveUrkelDude Omg this friggin guy 😂😂😂

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@thatlawyerLisa @AliJamalAshraf @KBRussell00 My wife told me the same thing. “You can’t just ask me to blow out of nowhere”

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@thatlawyerLisa Can I just cut out the middleman and tell the cop to STFU?

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@ScottEnlow Hey….we as citizens are all off duty officers and can make arrests. But really he shoukd have just called it in.

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@EvanAKilgore Hey Elon…come here

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@mrwtffacts Depends who his team is 😂

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@curlylinguist I assure you that nobody cares

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@FredFlintsqd72 @Holden_Culotta Somebody married that weirdo?

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@SleepyGameStory @Holden_Culotta I’m sorry I couldn’t get to you in time. My brothers tried to warn me but I didn’t listen. Now it is my mission in life to save young idiots from doing the unthinkable

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@lcisek1984 @Holden_Culotta Some idiot that used to be on that tv show news radio

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@startleok @Holden_Culotta

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@Leezy133 @Holden_Culotta ✊

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@Areteofcandles @Holden_Culotta I routinely face death just trying to/from work. Don’t talk to me you animals.

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@OoltewahBammer @Holden_Culotta Sir, are you drunk ?

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@oneslicspic @Holden_Culotta 😂

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@SuperMightySC @Holden_Culotta Amen brother. I get real tired of being told what I “should be doing”

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@ghartman02 @Holden_Culotta Greg have you been drinking? After working all week with “people” staying home all weekend sounds awesome.

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@ClownCastus @Holden_Culotta “and certainly most women are more nuanced than this.” No they aren’t

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@TrollingNWO @isabelleryann @Holden_Culotta I know brother. They started driving pickups now those are 70k on the low side 😒

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@isabelleryann @TrollingNWO @Holden_Culotta You women are always doing weird things in the can like taking pictures? What is that about?