Ed Francis

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@Passamezzo So sorry to hear this. I remember this painting so well

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@RichmondPkCycle The signs at the gates were ndocate that the cull will continue for 7 weeks from 1 November and not just six weeks as in previous years. Do you know whether that additional week is there just in case or represents an extension of the culling period

[Anna Mazzola - Updates only. @Anna_Mazz]

It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime.

From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.

[Kingston Cycling Campaign @KingstonCycling]

@RichmondPkCycle That's the engine and gearbox there in the photo (?)

[RichmondParkCyclists @RichmondPkCycle]

QUIZ TIME: What destroyed Ham Gate? Was it:

a) a bicycle
b) a motorbike
c) a Mercedes GLA compact SUV with personalised numberplates

No prizes if you guessed ‘c’!

Here’s what we know so far⬇️

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@faisalislam @FabrizioRomano @BBCSimonJack Timing of this announcement is a little interesting with a by-election down the road

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@Barristerblog By the measure of boundary disputes, that is an enormous area of land though!

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

Ne’er was a truer word spoke

[Andrew Rawnsley @andrewrawnsley]

Boris Johnson scuttles away from his flagrant crimes, like a whingeing guilty schoolboy
https://t.co/2hgk88XD95

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

I thought Primoz Roglic was riding the #Giro #Slovenia

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@SeanJonesKC Will have to see whether I can squeeze that into my next particulars of claim

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@nedboulting Morning. You had me there for a minute.

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@RichmondPkCycle They are more attractive than the plastic things they replaced. I quite like them

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@exitthelemming

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

Almost a hole in one

Wordle 626 2/6

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[Jenni Russell @jennirsl]

Imagine if the Brexit slogan had been 'Let them eat turnips'. Would they have won 52%?

[Hannah Fry @FryRsquared]

Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

@lindenife @marmite You may have a point

[Ed Francis @OffmyEd]

Dear @marmite what have you done to the consistency of our hallowed spread? It now shreds my morning toast

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

🚨LETTUCE COMEBACK:
‘I was never given a chance to implement my green agenda. All you saw was the tip of the iceberg.’

[Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde]

My column on the bailiffs and British Gas. The firm has deployed that old questionable classic of an apology: “This is not who we are” https://t.co/xkgclsRqj2