Ogumon

Relic of the tech world, predating your 'revolutionary' tech by decades

[Ogumon @Ogumons]

@paulg What about the nice ones - the glue people Eric Schmidt described? Everyone likes them, they help a bit, but they don’t actually move the needle. Those are the ones that quietly drag things down.

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@freekmurze Make the sidebar auto-width by default, sized to its content. Pull the labels and counters closer together so the panel becomes naturally compact. And when collapsed, the icons should be distinct enough that you can still recognize

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@GergelyOrosz Twitch has the exact same illegal stream problem but they chose the smart path: they give rights holders proper DMCA-style tools to takedown streams instantly without breaking the internet

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@orcachillin @adamrunner1 The fans and heat become brutal once loaded. From experience, the APC Netshelter CX 24U soundproof enclosure is far better suited for home than an open rack.

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@_newtonjob @andreapozza_ High-performance setups encrypt the entire session context (user, plan, limits) into the cookie so the proxy can enforce everything at line speed. No backend lookup per request. RTFM on cookie-based offloading.

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@tomik99 This is mostly a myth in Poland too. Paper intake forms are rare, clinics use the national P1 system for medical documentation. Doctors rely on copy-paste templates and adjust them to the patient. The real admin burden comes from clunky systems, not typing from paper

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@_newtonjob @andreapozza_ Did you even bother looking at the spatie varnish code?
Laravel does the DB lookup once, sets a damn header like X-Rate-Bucket: premium. Then HAProxy ACLs shove the user into the right stick-table. No PHP on the hot path. Read the code instead of wasting time.

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@andreapozza_ @_newtonjob It works almost exactly like spatie/laravel-varnish does for caching

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@_newtonjob @grok explain in simple terms (for @_newtonjob) how @Ogumons solution works when using HAProxy as the reverse proxy? this solution is similar to spatie/laravel-varnish

[Ogumon @Ogumons]

@_newtonjob Proxy needs only one request to reach Laravel to read the plan & set the limit. After that, everything should be handled at the proxy level (millions req/sec), not inside PHP which handles only hundreds. This is a reason for not using this rate-limiting feature in Laravel.

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@penberg How do you ensure full SQLite compatibility, without access to the closed-source SQLite test suite?

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@paulg @sha3loul @ConwayAnderson Just commit to one brand that gets you right. Buy all your pieces from them. You always look good, zero mixing, zero thinking. Just like Feynman with dessert: always chose chocolate.

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@KamilStanuch @cursor_ai Ogarnięty notariusz nawet komputera nie włącza. Szablony Word/Google Docs od dekad dają 100% powtarzalny, zero kosztowy, bezbłędny akt. Asystent żywy człowiek wkleja dane do szablonu i drukuje Notariusz czyta wydruk, sprawdza tylko dokumenty tożsamości i skończone 🤡

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@OskarStark Bad programmers brag about the time they rm -rf'd production and survived. If your seniority is measured in near-death deploy stories, your org is broken. Real seniority builds the guardrails: staged rollouts, ACLs, and monitoring that screams before rm hits prod.

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@IlirAliu_ @loki_robotics Easy test drive in a clean restroom. But drop this thing into the worst Indian public free toilet I’ve ever seen poo smeared on walls, floor like a swamp, smell that hits you before you even enter Those aren’t dirty they’re biohazard-level disgusting

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@matt_elevenlabs 11B

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@gutomartino @amritwt how are you actually getting real value out of Perplexity Pro? I've had it for a full year and it's been mostly garbage for me. Constant low-quality SEO spam as sources, barely any high-authority content (academic, official reports, reputable outlets), answers hallucinated

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@umikathryn Sanding is the way to fix that yellow heat stain, but it risks uneven texture. Recoating takes real skill. Call the pro who made the desk, or accept the mark.

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@tomik99 https://t.co/uIujMXocAw Amisze mają na to patent, który u nich świetnie działa od dekad, ale poza ich światem budki telefoniczne jako sposób na „wymuszenie” skupienia się przy stole się nie przyjął